All categories - 29 August 2007

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''

''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''

2007-08-29 12:08:54 · 7 answers · asked by Homeless 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I am not a native English speaker .

2007-08-29 12:08:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

And for the past two weeks she has stopped eating pretty much every thing, including her favs.Her doctor told me to to give her yogurt, but she doesn't eat that either. I have gotten her to eat scrambled eggs w/cheese,but even now is starting to not want that. I've tried all different finger foods. She'll eat ritz crackers, gold fish, cherrio's, but nothing of substance. Please give me some tips!

2007-08-29 12:08:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

1. 25 - 6 (4-2x) + 3x = 5 - 13x

2. 3(2x+7)=4 (3x-?)
6 10

2007-08-29 12:08:25 · 1 answers · asked by meme123 2 in Mathematics

No, this isn't homework. Baven't been in school for some time now so I'm not looking for homework help.

What I am looking for is a question concerning the book itself. Not the material in the book, but rather the condition. Has anyone else had a problem with the paperback falling apart? I had to read it in tenth grade and it was like virtually everyone's copy would fall apart. My english teacher didn't seem too phased by this, telling us to try and keep the pages togther (and you'd think a teacher would be upset by their students books falling apart).

I'd have just chalked it up to the books all being old, but I bought a brand new copy soon after graduating high school and within days of purchasing the book started falling apart. I've never even bent the spine and try to take as good care of it as possible, but it's like it's determined to fall apart.

Has anyone else experinced this problem, especially when their copy is brand new?

2007-08-29 12:08:18 · 4 answers · asked by knight1192a 7 in Books & Authors

2007-08-29 12:08:13 · 7 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

tricky question of the day, lol, I was looking at my statement for my 401k and it shows for the last fiscal quester I made 5.4% interest. I've made around that for each quarter since I opened it a a while ago. Initially, I was thinking "hey, thats 20% for the year, not bad", but I don't think thats correct. I'm not sure, but if you make 5% each quarter for a year that means you made 5% for the year correct?

This is a good question for an accountant, hopefully I'm not making only 5.4% a year on my 401k, as aggressively and diversified as I have it set-up, lol

2007-08-29 12:08:04 · 6 answers · asked by Will H 2 in Investing

2007-08-29 12:07:58 · 20 answers · asked by † Dark † 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-29 12:07:55 · 3 answers · asked by petrochirus 2 in Zoology

I really have never wore that much makeup but always wanted to get more into but was kinda scared i'd do it wroung. I have very white fair skin,blue eyes and brown hair wanted to know if any of you have any advice on what makeup to wear and any tips for appling

2007-08-29 12:07:35 · 5 answers · asked by Baby0219 2 in Makeup

2007-08-29 12:07:31 · 7 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-29 12:07:29 · 3 answers · asked by rosemary h 2 in Law & Ethics

2007-08-29 12:07:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My friend thinks this way and says she doesn't feel anything for the people unless they are born in the USA.

2007-08-29 12:07:17 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

anyone else think they are going to go all the way this year? i do

2007-08-29 12:06:59 · 22 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Football (American)

a while back i was watching an episode of law & order SVU. and on an episode were a woman was raped. the asian phiciatrist(i think thats what he is) was talking about groups and mentioned one where a group of men saying women claiming to be raped is a feminist thing. now my questions are- do you know the name of the group?? the guy said it but i forgot. and what kind of group it is???? next--- what are your opinons about this subject???? i'm taking the 5th amendment so no one has any reason to go off on me cause i'm not taking sides.

2007-08-29 12:06:56 · 15 answers · asked by Minty 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-29 12:06:54 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-08-29 12:06:51 · 7 answers · asked by reina a 1 in Skin Conditions

Money. It makes the world go around. It's the root to all evil. To crimes...war...death...and other terrible offenses. Occasionally you hear someone wish that they hoped one day they had all the money in the world so that they could get what they want and be happy...But would they ever be happy? It's almost humanly to build up excitment when you see something you want and once you finally get it...sure. You are glad for a while...but then you see something else and you aren't happy until you get it. So in all words put together, It may be terribly difficult to be happy when you hav all the money in the world because you will never get what you want even though you have all these things that you 'wanted'. But you still don't have what you want because you are never happy. Aside from this...Open your eyes and look around you to see all the starvation, poverty....and death that surrounds you.....Will they ever be...as happy as you?

2007-08-29 12:06:43 · 7 answers · asked by .:Ich.Bin.Eine.Engel:. 1 in Philosophy

A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank holding a shotgun.
"Open the safe!" he yells at the woman behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank," she says. "This is a sperm bank: we don't hold money."
He says, "Don't argue - just open the safe or i'll blow your head off."
She obliges and opens the safe door.
He says, "Take one of the bottles and drink it.!
She says, "But its full of sperm."
He says, "Don't argue; just drink it."
She takes off the cap and gulps it down.
He says, "Take out another bottle and drink it too,"
The girl drinks another one.
Suddenly the bloke pulls off his mask and, to the womans amazement, its her husband.
He says, "See? Not that bloody difficult, is it?"

2007-08-29 12:06:21 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.

The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."

''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"

The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."

The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

2007-08-29 12:06:17 · 3 answers · asked by Homeless 1 in Jokes & Riddles

iPod?

( if you dont have one )
then what color are your eyes?

2007-08-29 12:06:16 · 80 answers · asked by =) 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking to create a fansite

2007-08-29 12:06:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

My wife and I are moving to a new city and crime being what it is, we think its time to get a gun. I was hoping for a light weight, easy to use, handgun for home protection. We're two women living together, its just too scary sometimes, and we need to be more prepared.
Any advice is welcomed

2007-08-29 12:06:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hunting

I really want to have an international adoption. The more I research about it though, the more expensive it sounds. 25,000 not including all travel fare! Wow! Don't get me wrong, I'm financially stable enough to raise a kid. It would never go without anything. I'm just wondering if there are any non-profit organizations of some sort that offer to help with this kind of situation. I preferably wish to adopt from an Asian country such as China, Japan, Korea, so forth. Can anyone recommend some good agencies there? Guatamala is also in our list though. Thank you!

2007-08-29 12:06:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adoption

If you had a choice, and you had to watch one or the other.

2007-08-29 12:06:10 · 44 answers · asked by Market Magician 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-29 12:05:49 · 33 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

hey everyone...i live in Elkins Park, Pa and i'm near Melrose train Station and i wanted to know which train i can take to brooklyn, Ny...do i have to go up to elkins park

2007-08-29 12:05:42 · 6 answers · asked by petite fille 2 in New York City

Autumn is almost here and I was wondering why do leaves on trees and other plants die during this season.

2007-08-29 12:05:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

I have sheets of tempered glass 5 feet X 20 inches. 1/2 inch thick. Can I use these sheets of glass for an aquarium?

2007-08-29 12:05:01 · 7 answers · asked by Kelly F 1 in Fish