There are five people in a small plane about to crash.
an old man
a pastor
a father and his son
and the pilot
There are only 4 parachutes
so,
the old man says, "I am old, I have lived my life, I will go down with the plane".
the pastor says, "Well, people need me down there, so I have to go." (so the pastor grabs a parachute and falls out of the plane)
The father says, "My son should go first, he has many years ahead of him".
The boy says, "But Dad, we can all go".
The father says, "How come?"
The boy says, "because the pastor took my backpack".
2007-08-16
22:28:01
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