There are five people in a small plane about to crash.
an old man
a pastor
a father and his son
and the pilot
There are only 4 parachutes
so,
the old man says, "I am old, I have lived my life, I will go down with the plane".
the pastor says, "Well, people need me down there, so I have to go." (so the pastor grabs a parachute and falls out of the plane)
The father says, "My son should go first, he has many years ahead of him".
The boy says, "But Dad, we can all go".
The father says, "How come?"
The boy says, "because the pastor took my backpack".
2007-08-16 22:28:01 · 20 answers · asked by anti-imperialistzombie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Eon, is there drool running down your mouth?
2007-08-16 23:24:17 · update #1
blue sapphire, tell God I said thanks for making me laugh.
2007-08-16 23:27:22 · update #2
great! u made my day! i haven't heard it.
the ending was quite surprising. the fool pastor was the only selfish one who didn't think of anyone else even for a moment and got it right at the end. this kind of joke (Crime and Punishment) gives one lols and satisfaction. thanx
2007-08-17 18:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by I'm nobody! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That Pastor took that poor boys backpack? How mean! Thats typical. I bet he was checking the contents as he plummeted to earth. Bastard
Good joke sweets
2007-08-17 06:04:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually took a few seconds to sink in, then yea, laughed out loud! Thanx for the giggle ;)
2007-08-17 05:34:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 06:07:11 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one
2007-08-17 05:33:38 · answer #5 · answered by mm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lorraine, that was a good one. You deserve a star!
fishineasy
2007-08-17 05:34:26 · answer #6 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
old joke. it was funny the first 2 times i heard it. after that it got boring. there have been thousands of variations using people like george bush, tom cruise, etc
2007-08-17 05:46:49 · answer #7 · answered by steven s 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Very good!
2007-08-17 05:33:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*gasp*, thats terrible, in a really really funny kinda way!!! lol
2007-08-17 05:33:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
made me lol too
but i have heard it before
2007-08-17 06:32:30 · answer #10 · answered by blank 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋