A guy is having a drink
in a bar. He leans over to the big woman
next to him and says,
"Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"
The big woman replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something.Sure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lbs. and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.
The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2" and 220 lbs;
she's an ex-pro wrestler.Next to her is a blonde who's 6' 5",weighs 250 lbs., and she's a kick boxer professional.
Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
The guy blinks, swallows, and thinks about it for a second
then says; "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."!
2007-08-16
22:18:05
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