The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor.
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They swear at the neighbors and leave.
The phone rings at the neighbors house.
Hey, Adrian, did the FBI come?"
"Yep."
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
2007-08-16 22:19:47 · 20 answers · asked by raindrops 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahhahhaa! Thank goodness for the Jokes section!
2007-08-16 23:16:29 · answer #1 · answered by Redeemer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-17 02:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't like religious jokes. I don't think it's a joke at all.
2016-05-20 20:22:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Misleading the FBI is a felony missy!. still it would be funny as hell. great joke
2007-08-16 22:33:54 · answer #4 · answered by JOhNe=mc² 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2007-08-16 22:27:50 · answer #5 · answered by james b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
False report can get ya! ten years lol, good one otherwise
2007-08-16 22:57:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good joke star given
2007-08-17 00:24:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.do that long enough and there will be a constitutional law arresting overgrown pranksters!
2007-08-18 00:48:55 · answer #8 · answered by electralove88 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*good one but heard it a many times !!!!
Keep up the good work , some more, pls !!!
2007-08-16 23:58:02 · answer #9 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!! Here's a star for you Honey!!!
2007-08-17 01:13:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋