One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said...'Holy s+hit! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
2007-08-16 22:21:04 · 4 answers · asked by Slug 4 in Dining Out ➔ Other - Dining Out
LOL ROFL!
i'm glad that my officemates all went back home already..hahaha
2007-08-16 22:27:22 · answer #1 · answered by xlutfix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dinner Etiquette... During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss."
The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word 'toilet' during a meal, is unpleasant."
And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner."
2007-08-17 10:10:19 · answer #2 · answered by J.E.R. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Good one.. Have a Star =)
2007-08-17 09:54:02 · answer #3 · answered by Helpfulhannah 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL THAT IS A GOOD ONE:) I LIKE IT ⥠TAKE CARE
2007-08-17 15:42:35 · answer #4 · answered by SPIDERPIG τm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋