All categories - 12 August 2007

"I am the all encompassing, transcendental creator, designer, fabricator and architect of the entire universe, a universe trillions of stars deep.

And I care intimately and personally about your sex life.

So much, in fact, that I am prepared, in the event that you put your penis in the wrong place at the wrong time or with the wrong person or touch it with the wrong hand, to use my omnipotence, my endless reservoir of power, that divine power of creation and destruction that emanates from me unceasingly, to ensure that you are tortured miserably by the blackest and most stinging of all flames forever and ever after you have died.

Furthermore, no matter how upright a life you live, I am prepared to send the same black flames upon you if I am not paid exactly the amount of lip service, praise, and fervent belief in me that I demand, and I even have the taunting audacity to make this threat without even extending the simple courtesy of making my existence obvious.

P.S.: I love you."

2007-08-12 21:54:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-12 21:53:53 · 10 answers · asked by narito07 1 in Astronomy & Space

2007-08-12 21:53:30 · 12 answers · asked by Khabat-q 1 in Psychology

2007-08-12 21:53:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

1) Zero is more unhealthy then Coke
2) 2nd place is another word for LOSER
3) 'Bubba' is a unisex name
4) Revhead is the best looking man in Yahoo Answers

2007-08-12 21:53:18 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A red light keeps flashing, I'm in the basement. It's red like one of those laser lights, everyone in my house is asleep so it's either you or the gov'nt and I sure as hell don't know what the gov'nt would want with me...

2007-08-12 21:53:09 · 26 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-12 21:52:48 · 31 answers · asked by Ya Who 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-12 21:52:45 · 18 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

hmm?

2007-08-12 21:52:36 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i am a 25 years old male,normal weight and tall with MVP (Mitral Valve Prolapse).i started having irregular heartbeat at the age17. my doctor gave me propananol tablets and it worked for the time.i usually have anxiety and stress.i do checkup every year and doctor says i don't need any special diet or treatment.i get a terrible palpitation during or after sex once in a while.if you have MVP you must be familiar with the condition.
do you suggest any precaution or have you tried any medicine which worked on you so i can try it too?
thank you:)

2007-08-12 21:52:15 · 4 answers · asked by bk 1 in Heart Diseases

2007-08-12 21:51:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

please

2007-08-12 21:51:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

I was told she was the daughter of a fisherman whose father was caught at sea in a typhoon and in an unprecedented moment of enlightenment she walked across the stormy sea to her fathers’ boat where the men were at the edge of hopelessness and calmed the sea. She lived out the rest of her life humbly without further astonishments. She didn’t like to discuss what happened. The translator had a difficult time with my questions and may have skipped or misunderstood much of what was said.

2007-08-12 21:49:42 · 8 answers · asked by gnosticv 5 in Religion & Spirituality

i am....but im also tired as hell cuz its like 5 am...but im happy

2007-08-12 21:48:19 · 16 answers · asked by Saren Arterius 5 in Polls & Surveys

iv never understood that, why did "god" make so many sins if hes just going to forgive them?

also how is it possible to love everybody? how can you love people you havent met?
or love some one like osama bin laden?

2007-08-12 21:47:50 · 7 answers · asked by Kruger, Freddy Kruger 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Dear Friends
Please help Me. I sleep late in the night around 1 am & get up at around 8 am - 9 am. After 7-8 hrs, still I feel Tired & Lazy for whole Day.
I have tried a few medicines, Vitamins with the prescription of my Local Doctor also but all in vain.
I was very hard working person & achieved a Lot in My Life but now as wrote above.
My age is 30 & I am a male from North India.

2007-08-12 21:47:19 · 7 answers · asked by Beware_I'm_Here 3 in Other - General Health Care

Hi, i dont have one yet so cant tell you what type, but i will be buying a laptop (most likely a cheap old kind). I want to use wireless internet with it. If i buy a laptop without the network card, would i be able to easily install it. I have a little bit of computer knowlegde but not much. Is it easy to insert/install? Do all laptops have a hole for it to easily go in. Can you use them with laptops that have a low processor speed (eg.500mhz)? Do you have to buy specific cards for specific brands? What are some good features it has to have when i buy one. For example what does 54Mbps mean? Is that good? Thanks

2007-08-12 21:46:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

The Hamas rulers of the Gaza Strip are pressuring local Christians to either become Muslims or leave the area, according to Palestinian officials who spoke to Middle East Newsline.

The charge comes less than a week after reports revealed that Gaza's top female academic had been abducted and forced to convert and marry a Muslim man.

Sana Al Sayegh, who was born a Christian, remains the dean of the Science and Technology Faculty at Palestine University in Gaza City. Her Hamas-affiliated university colleagues were reportedly behind her abduction and forced conversion.

In a further sign of Hamas' intent to create an Islamic state in Gaza, the group has offered to reduce prison sentences by one year for any inmates who grow a beard in compliance with Islamic law and memorize at least five chapters of the Koran.

A mere 2,000 Christians live in the Gaza Strip amid a Muslim population of 1.5 million. When Hamas seized control of the area in June, one of the group's leaders warned that local Christians would have to submit to strict Islamic law.

2007-08-12 21:46:47 · 13 answers · asked by wzr5gq20032000 1 in Religion & Spirituality

do you think everybodyn in heaven is beautiful

2007-08-12 21:46:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

So I need some names of under eye meds or something to tell my doc so can some one tell me any that work and work FAST.

2007-08-12 21:46:35 · 2 answers · asked by Bill Gates's Bigesst Fan! 1 in Other - Skin & Body

2007-08-12 21:45:53 · 9 answers · asked by ANIS.R 1 in Cricket

What year,month and day was the Bentely Ltd,motor corporation founded??? If you don't know then what was Mr Bentley's first name???

2007-08-12 21:45:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

I haven't been under any new stress... in fact I have reduced my stressed areas... my cycles have always been regular but this past month I have had 3 periods! Heavy, thick and only a few days...please gentlemen do not reply with jokes. I recently have had to cancel my insurance... so seeing a doctor is out of the question...

2007-08-12 21:45:07 · 4 answers · asked by txtoasty82 2 in Women's Health

Some people in the world are obviously self-aware, even to a fault, while others are so self-UNaware that they seem to have no regard for how they come across, and how their presence affects others. I actually envy the latter bunch.

What do you think contributes to a person being so solid in their posture before the world, that they never question themselves or have to be self-reflective about how their Being impacts others?

2007-08-12 21:44:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

powerpoint file of 80 mb. Which videoformat will after conversion give me the smallest file? preferably below 100mb....

2007-08-12 21:44:05 · 4 answers · asked by freebird31wizard 6 in Polls & Surveys

I want to start several different kinds of Bamboo here in the Philippines for my own use. How do I get it started ?

2007-08-12 21:43:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

2007-08-12 21:43:23 · 1 answers · asked by alpha omega michelle o 1 in Other - Society & Culture

I wan't at least 100 answers-

Thank U!!!

2007-08-12 21:42:04 · 60 answers · asked by KiLlEr_kItTy 4 in Polls & Surveys

Nobody knows the catwoman :(

2007-08-12 21:41:24 · 48 answers · asked by Melanie 5 in Polls & Surveys