All categories - 5 August 2007

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
This confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years.

2007-08-05 06:59:12 · 10 answers · asked by dont_know_4_sure 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i say clubber

2007-08-05 06:59:11 · 9 answers · asked by Mr.Wrestlemania 3 in Boxing

does anyone have any answers for the reason that when someone treats us nice we don't want to know and when they treat us badly it makes us want them more

2007-08-05 06:59:07 · 27 answers · asked by Claire C 1 in Singles & Dating

any good ?
easy to use and or program ?

2007-08-05 06:58:53 · 6 answers · asked by bigsexydug 4 in Other - Electronics

2007-08-05 06:58:39 · 3 answers · asked by michael r 1 in Birds

2007-08-05 06:58:38 · 2 answers · asked by onassis 1 in Corporations

I've got my wine gums and I'm feeling fine. If I had a stroke and a scratch - I'd be in ferret heaven.

2007-08-05 06:58:28 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-05 06:58:18 · 31 answers · asked by eldeseo 7 in Baseball

I LOVE TO READ!!!!!!!!!!! How many others like to read? Do more men or women read?

2007-08-05 06:58:08 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Without the employers that continue to hire them, the illegal immigrants wouldn't be able to make a living by coming up here, so why is all the blame being placed on the immigrants?

2007-08-05 06:58:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

What is the best way to create a home network (2 other pc's id like to have wireless internet connection)able to access the internet through this connection?

2007-08-05 06:57:57 · 2 answers · asked by diggittey 3 in Other - Internet

I feel that it is and don't see how you can see it otherwise but was wondering am I the only one who feels that way. That to support your family by killing others is okay?
Knowing it doesn't help anyone but could hurt them?

2007-08-05 06:57:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Im taking perscription pills for my UTI, would it be okay (safe) to take midol for period cramps also?????

2007-08-05 06:57:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

with your ears pointing straight up???

2007-08-05 06:57:20 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've noticed a small sized lump on my lower back, located on the left side of my spine. It's roughly the size of a marble and very soft. I could move it around somewhat....It wasn't there a week ago. What could it be? Should I worry about it? It grew that big in one week!

2007-08-05 06:57:07 · 12 answers · asked by basspro420 2 in Cancer

these are possible answers to choose from....

a. -1/(4t^3)
b. 1/(4t^3)
c. 1/(2t^3)
d. -1/(2t^3)
or None Of These?

2007-08-05 06:57:04 · 6 answers · asked by Olivia 4 in Mathematics

if a guy knows a girl is a player and she starts to show interest in him, would he run the other way or give her a shot?

2007-08-05 06:57:01 · 5 answers · asked by kelly k 1 in Singles & Dating

I would I advertise my forum and get alot of members to join for free? if you know PLEASE answer I dont wana let this forum die

2007-08-05 06:56:47 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computer Networking

should i change my avatar??!! y? and if so...how should i change it..okkkk thanks!!! ; D

2007-08-05 06:56:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-05 06:56:27 · 7 answers · asked by ultimatechamp_1 1 in Economics

JESUS LOVES U!

2007-08-05 06:56:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We seem to have a brand of Jesus for just about anybody's liking.

The protestants have watered down the true church to the point that you can find a church that matches the image of God you have created.

Downside, as I see it. They protest too much and don't concentrate on the true Apostolic/Catholic church

2007-08-05 06:55:51 · 26 answers · asked by Leadfoot_Willie2.0 2 in Religion & Spirituality

i have a new bf and i havent had one yet i dont know maybe im just nervious or not relaxed enough??!
give me some tips.. i dont think ive ever had a gd orgasm through sex alone.

2007-08-05 06:55:47 · 16 answers · asked by x_sofia_x 2 in Women's Health

equations to choose from....

a. 4x^2 + 9y^2 - 8x + 18y - 23 = 0
b. 9x^2 + 4y^2 - 18x + 8y - 23 = 0
c. 4x^2 + 9y^2 + 8x - 18y - 23 = 0
d. 9x^2 + 4y^2 + 18x - 8y - 23 = 0
e. 4x^2 + 9y^2 - 8x - 18y - 23 = 0
f. 9x^2 + 4y^2 - 18x - 8y - 23 = 0
g. none of these

2007-08-05 06:55:45 · 1 answers · asked by Olivia 4 in Mathematics

I know to read a story that I can get something out of. It can be about whatever.

But more so I would like to read a book about maybe- love, dating, relationships, and such.

2007-08-05 06:55:25 · 10 answers · asked by ZTT477 1 in Books & Authors

I don't already have the IP address, I need to know what it is to report a scam. Thanks

2007-08-05 06:55:12 · 4 answers · asked by fwerds 2 in Security

Does a double standard exist in America in these areas?
Politics?
Economics?
Religion?
Gender?

2007-08-05 06:55:00 · 21 answers · asked by Karen M 1 in Philosophy

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars:

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service.

2007-08-05 06:54:54 · 9 answers · asked by ? 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-08-05 06:54:34 · 11 answers · asked by eldeseo 7 in Other - Football

I want to buy gps software for truck drivers and the one that I found requieres the following:

Windows 2000, ME, XP, VISTA( I have XP)
400 MHz processor or better
128 MB RAM
16X CD-ROM
250 MB available hard disc space
Built-in Bluetooth or a Bluetooth adapter that enables Bluetooth connectivity (I have it)
Speakers and sound card required for voice technology
Microphone required for voice recognition
*Requires a 32 bit Laptop

I have 522,608 of physical memory available. Would my T43 work with the software? The software I found is the CoPilot CPT9US-BT Truck Laptop 9 Bluetooth.

Thank you so very much for your help.

2007-08-05 06:54:29 · 1 answers · asked by Borigata 1 in Laptops & Notebooks