A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars:
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation -
What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service.
2007-08-05 06:54:54 · 9 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha
2007-08-05 06:57:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a good joke, too bad I've heard it 100 times already.
2007-08-05 14:27:35 · answer #2 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny!! xx worth a star!
2007-08-05 13:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by luvin_me_4_me 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is cute; I liked it! Star for the laugh!
2007-08-05 18:38:24 · answer #4 · answered by thelostrose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome! Love it!
2007-08-05 13:57:30 · answer #5 · answered by GA Peach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaahaha
LMAO
OMG THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD LAUGH!!!
thks for it!
*star* for ya!!
2007-08-05 13:58:25 · answer #6 · answered by Rachel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha.....nice observation skill
2007-08-05 14:04:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am a christian and i don't get it
2007-08-05 13:57:54 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-08-05 14:30:59 · answer #9 · answered by yahooooooo! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋