All categories - 5 August 2007

2007-08-05 07:47:20 · 29 answers · asked by Johnny Walker 3 in Polls & Surveys

I know they have a separate card called the Sony Student Card, so I was wondering if it was possible for students to get the normal Sony Card.

2007-08-05 07:47:20 · 1 answers · asked by Haruhi 1 in Credit

for those who read my last sheltie question, here is another one. i have read that this breed will fell sad if left alone... will they still be sad if they are left with another pet(dog)???

2007-08-05 07:47:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

What should the next amendment to the US Constitution be? This is just for fun, so the funniest/most original answer will win.

2007-08-05 07:47:14 · 9 answers · asked by Concerned 2 in Government

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2007-08-05 07:46:57 · 8 answers · asked by Amber 3 in Polls & Surveys

During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."

The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first."

The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender.

"I'm a professional gambler," replied the man.

The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?"

"Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy.

"Like what?" asked the bartender.

"Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said.

The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said.

So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.

"I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger.

The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye.

"Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender.

"That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man.

With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop."

The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said.

The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.

The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!"

The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"

2007-08-05 07:46:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-08-05 07:46:42 · 9 answers · asked by Savanna 6 in Polls & Surveys

He left his wife of 8 years for this girl when she was 18 and he was 34. Now we dont speak, he is moving out of state, far away from his daughter and this young gf of his is preganant. I want to do seomthingb/c my poor 7 year old niece is a mess? What should I do. By the way if you want to see how dumb and immature this gf of his is check out her myspace. Just search for people- cristina crego! Any Advice?

2007-08-05 07:46:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

I flirt wayyy too much! :P

2007-08-05 07:46:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a degree in elementary education, with a math concentration. However I have been unable to get a full time job over the last 3 years I have been out of school and just have been subbing and working part time at another place. I am tired, and I need a full time job. Anyone have any suggestions about what I could do?

2007-08-05 07:46:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Careers & Employment

The question says it all : P

2007-08-05 07:46:11 · 17 answers · asked by kimberley j 3 in Comedy

I applied for a K-1 Visa and the wait is about 2 years because of Backlog that they are experiencing due to fraud. But how about us US citizens that are all clear in the process and are not looking to commit fraud. Who can I speak to about this problem.

2007-08-05 07:46:10 · 1 answers · asked by dominirican1285 1 in Embassies & Consulates

It's been asked before, but I thought it's a good enough question to have another go.

If you were a promoter and could have any artist or band, from any time period, who would you choose?

List as many as you care to and please make a brief comment on your choices, if you like.

Thanks!

2007-08-05 07:45:45 · 4 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

i love them but everytime i make them the never turn out the way the pros make them any ideas

2007-08-05 07:45:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2007-08-05 07:45:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

Give reasons. I am not. I studied sharks for 13 week for school.

2007-08-05 07:45:31 · 7 answers · asked by you wish you knew! 2 in Other - Science

Does anyone who lives in the NYC area know of any reputable photographers where I can get headshots? I want to make sure I'm going to the right person and not getting ripped off. Thanks!

2007-08-05 07:45:27 · 4 answers · asked by Jo.L 1 in Theater & Acting

2007-08-05 07:45:21 · 2 answers · asked by . 4 in Polls & Surveys

or if you wanted to buy a pet shop would you go to a pet shop shop?

2007-08-05 07:45:00 · 15 answers · asked by CARDINAL FANG!!! 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-05 07:44:55 · 83 answers · asked by ♥ Victoria ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I asked the question can you trust a dog that is previously mild mannered that suddenly lunges at your son while growling? I left out some details that seemed to have been important. The dog is 6 yrs old. No she did not have sores on her (I know because I bathed her thouroghly, and no my son did not pull her skin. When he reached over her he placed his hands under her to lift her. He (my son) is very gentle and loving with animals. My concern is that dogs do turn and her being a lab she is a large dog who if wanted to could easily kill my son or me for that matter. Okay maybe with her age she is a little geriatric, but I do not allow my son to hurt or aggrivate her. He gets repremanded when he does (which is rare) but so does my dog if she responds in a bad way. I try very hard to make sure that he respects the dog but she needs to know her bounderies too. I love my dog but shouldn't my sons safety come above all else including my dogs ill behavior for whatever reason?

2007-08-05 07:44:50 · 13 answers · asked by Concerned 1 in Dogs

Best answer ten points ;)

2007-08-05 07:44:47 · 4 answers · asked by RoSlYn =] <3 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-08-05 07:44:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

most popular electorial candidate?
*including voting us citizens who are legal immigrants

2007-08-05 07:44:34 · 9 answers · asked by foster007 2 in Immigration

I am really unfamiliar with wedding etiquette and need help1 We have been invited a a friend's wedding that is a few hours away in a tourist community and will need to be staying overnight. The reception invitation states "Adult Reception". Does this mean no 12/13 yr olds?We have a 12.5 yr old daughter who we've always taken to weddings and such. We will have to find childcare for our 5 yr old boy and will do so...but, Also-I have a baby that is still nursing and is a very quiet/calm baby 9 mos old-Does this mean no babies either? I'm confused and too embarrassed to ask the bride or groom.
Thank you!

2007-08-05 07:44:29 · 16 answers · asked by Jenn 2 in Etiquette

I have two kids age 2 and 4, and my 4 year old keeps asking for a dog. I have always grew up with a family dog and so has my husband but he refuses to let us have a dog as he's allergic and will not take pills for it. I really want to talk him round - does anyone know where I can get a type of dog that wouldn't irritate him?

2007-08-05 07:44:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

My computer says 12:52pm and the tv listings start at 8pm. How can I fix this?

2007-08-05 07:44:20 · 1 answers · asked by Wanda G 1 in TiVO & DVRs

An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too." The redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "I I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the redneck's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said. "He makes his own lunch."

2007-08-05 07:44:18 · 14 answers · asked by takeonelastbreat 2 in Jokes & Riddles