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An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too." The redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "I I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the redneck's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said. "He makes his own lunch."

2007-08-05 07:44:18 · 14 answers · asked by takeonelastbreat 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

i liked it and it is definatly star worthy- who ever thinks this wasnt needs to lighten up-lol

2007-08-05 08:02:38 · answer #1 · answered by Miss_Sunshine 4 · 0 1

Pretty good, but my favorite version has a blonde in the place of the redneck. :)

2007-08-05 14:53:46 · answer #2 · answered by Trouble_Is_My_Name 2 · 1 0

Wow!! That was so F***in funny, Definitley worth a star. I stared this one.

2007-08-05 14:48:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've heard this one before, but I really like it! I gave you a star!

2007-08-05 14:57:21 · answer #4 · answered by Precious 7 · 0 0

Hmmm.

2007-08-05 14:54:52 · answer #5 · answered by T.Mack 5 · 0 0

thats soooooooooooooooo effing funny a star for you

2007-08-05 15:32:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

heard this one before but still funny

2007-08-05 15:44:14 · answer #7 · answered by Esperanza 3 · 0 0

Yea.!!
that's funny

2007-08-06 02:14:33 · answer #8 · answered by lyndahongvandoan 4 · 0 0

LMBO!!!

A 10 and a Star for you!!!

2007-08-05 14:51:03 · answer #9 · answered by deiracefan_219 5 · 0 0

Funny - Yes
Star Worthy .... NO!

2007-08-05 14:55:36 · answer #10 · answered by mark 4 · 0 1

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