All categories - 3 August 2007

Martin had just met his girlfriend, when she asked him to go over
to her place for dinner to meet her parents. Not wanting to make
a bad impression, he goes over.

After he has been sitting at the table for a while, he feels an
incredible pain in his stomach and has to let a fart go. Just
then, the family's dog, Fido, walks under the table and his tail
bumps Martin's leg. This kind of scares Martin and he lets a littlefart
go. Suddenly his girlfriends mother yells "Fido!!"..

Martin is relieved "This is great, he thinks, I can fart all I wantand
they'll blame it on the dog!!"

So Martin lets a bigger fart go, sure enough the mother yells at
the dog.. After farting twice Martin feels much better, and decidesif he
lets one more fart go he'll feel a lot better. So he lets
a huge ripping fart go, this time the mother looks furious with
the dog. Martin is finding this pretty funny until the mother
yells, "Fido, get out from under the table before he shi ts all

2007-08-03 18:19:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I need to know please.So I can speak to my friend

2007-08-03 18:19:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

is there any chance i can get a position as a service clerk or something at walgreens if i am 15?

2007-08-03 18:19:36 · 5 answers · asked by john s 3 in Other - Local Businesses

2007-08-03 18:19:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Global Warming

I know that this is in the wrong section

2007-08-03 18:19:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

Great beauty? Style? A talent?

2007-08-03 18:19:21 · 10 answers · asked by Alexandriagal 6 in Polls & Surveys

Yea why?

2007-08-03 18:18:40 · 7 answers · asked by monkey9071 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

My father passed away with no will.it went into probate court and my oldest brother was appointed executor of estate what kind of percentage or fee is he entiltled to for adminastoring the estate in California?

2007-08-03 18:18:30 · 3 answers · asked by andy25333 1 in Law & Ethics

I'm just curious to see what people think.

2007-08-03 18:18:20 · 20 answers · asked by redundantredundancy 3 in Polls & Surveys

I hate tailgaters as much as the next person but I think I witnessed insurance fraud today. I was behind two cars and one of them was going extremely slow. They kept stopping like they were going to turn and then would pull back into the lane and go straight. The person behind them was getting agitated and began to speed up and tailgate but then stopped because I guess they realized they were to close. Than all of a sudden the first car sped up as did the second car and then it stopped abruptly for no apparent reason and the second car rammed right into it extremely hard. I had to pull off into the shoulder as did the car behind me, thank goodness there weren't any barriers or construction going on where we were or I would have been screwed. Was this insurance fraud? The car had no reason to stop at all.

2007-08-03 18:18:12 · 13 answers · asked by Jamie L 6 in Law & Ethics

I need a free way to romove a lot of spyware on my computer. I have a Windows XP. PLEASE HELP!!

2007-08-03 18:18:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

srry i keep asking these but do you think it will?

2007-08-03 18:18:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weather

Partial-birth abortion?

"An abortion in which the person performing the abortion, deliberately and intentionally vaginally delivers a living fetus until, in the case of a head-first presentation, the entire fetal head is outside the body of the mother, or, in the case of breech presentation, any part of the fetal trunk past the navel is outside the body of the mother, for the purpose of performing an overt act that the person knows will kill the partially delivered living fetus; and performs the overt act, other than completion of delivery, that kills the partially delivered living fetus. (18 U.S. Code 1531)"

2007-08-03 18:17:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What concepts were used to develop this island political parties? Who were the pioneers to design and make the Puerto Rican flag?

2007-08-03 18:17:48 · 1 answers · asked by JOSE C 1 in History

What exactly is torque on a car?

2007-08-03 18:17:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

I'm doing a seminar on Feminism within Hamlet, I'm about to start reading all the parts where Gertrude and Ophelia are in the scene, but does anyone know any starters e.g, basic ideas about feminism within the play, I've googled but it only brings up pay-to-view essays, which aren't much help atm.

2007-08-03 18:17:22 · 4 answers · asked by CasNat 2 in Theater & Acting

The majority of you humans make me sick to my stomach. When your fellow man is faced with a world of serious problems and seeking the collective knowledge of others. There will naturally be a handful of screwheads displaying souless care in response. These ignorant people fail to see the "real" world around them and continue to live in the fantasy built around their frilly little lives.

So why (and i guarantee it will be you the fool who answers this) when a fellow man seeks the aid of nothing more than your collective knowledge do you fail to contribute anything worth while? How is it you can be so insensitive to problems that coud otherwise one day fall upon yourselves (yes it can happen to you).

When you find yourself in a situation all alone, and seeking the aid of others only to be granted nothing more than their foolish mockery. Only then will you realize the importance of these words.

2007-08-03 18:17:19 · 22 answers · asked by Wolf1134 2 in Etiquette

Baby toys painted with lead paint, farm rased fish fed God knows what ,swiming in totally poluted water. Drugs that are not what they are sposed to be, why do we allow this to happen?

2007-08-03 18:17:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2007-08-03 18:17:01 · 2 answers · asked by BarryS 2 in Lyrics

2007-08-03 18:16:59 · 6 answers · asked by bilal 1 in History

Rock music, lists,

2007-08-03 18:16:51 · 18 answers · asked by Amber M 1 in Rock and Pop

2007-08-03 18:16:32 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

could this be a diy? its just a garage window... nuttin fancy.
anyone do this? how? did you use mortar or clear silcone?
any advice/help would be appreciated!
thanks

2007-08-03 18:16:13 · 5 answers · asked by stevesherri 4 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

That creationism, evolution and creating of humans thru gene manipulation of primates by aliens are all true at the same time.

2007-08-03 18:16:02 · 12 answers · asked by engelfeurs 2 in Religion & Spirituality

"What the hell is the purpose in my life?" If so what was your answer?

This is in general, not just religion...

2007-08-03 18:15:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-03 18:15:37 · 26 answers · asked by Samantha 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-03 18:15:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

Just wondering

2007-08-03 18:15:30 · 11 answers · asked by monkey9071 1 in Etiquette

I'll pray for you (or) keep you in my prayers, Do you think they do? or just a kind thing to say at the moment?

2007-08-03 18:15:11 · 10 answers · asked by "Priest" 3 in Etiquette

Much has been written about the prowess of the German military under Hitler, which plowed across Europe on 2 fronts. They were also technologically and tactically advanced for their time. How does the modern German military stack up against its predecessor?

2007-08-03 18:15:10 · 4 answers · asked by Brandon 3 in Military