Martin had just met his girlfriend, when she asked him to go over
to her place for dinner to meet her parents. Not wanting to make
a bad impression, he goes over.
After he has been sitting at the table for a while, he feels an
incredible pain in his stomach and has to let a fart go. Just
then, the family's dog, Fido, walks under the table and his tail
bumps Martin's leg. This kind of scares Martin and he lets a littlefart
go. Suddenly his girlfriends mother yells "Fido!!"..
Martin is relieved "This is great, he thinks, I can fart all I wantand
they'll blame it on the dog!!"
So Martin lets a bigger fart go, sure enough the mother yells at
the dog.. After farting twice Martin feels much better, and decidesif he
lets one more fart go he'll feel a lot better. So he lets
a huge ripping fart go, this time the mother looks furious with
the dog. Martin is finding this pretty funny until the mother
yells, "Fido, get out from under the table before he shi ts all
2007-08-03 18:19:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that wuz crap
2007-08-04 06:27:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny, us dogs always get the blame, woof!
2007-08-03 20:07:12 · answer #2 · answered by Queenie 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
every body likes a fart joke.
2007-08-03 19:01:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
one of your farts would have killed the poor dog outright !
2007-08-03 19:17:15 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Really really funny
2007-08-03 19:16:13 · answer #5 · answered by crumblecustard 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats super smelly cool, dude. i m real fan of urs now
2007-08-03 20:03:21 · answer #6 · answered by ♥SpIcE uP♥ 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
that was a good one
2007-08-03 18:26:00 · answer #7 · answered by 1sleepymama 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha- that was good!
2007-08-03 18:23:43 · answer #8 · answered by Ipecac 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋