All categories - 2 August 2007

Ok.. we have heard of alot of blonde joke, mostly dumb blonde.
So here's the challenge: Anyone who can come out with the best smart blonde joke would get 10 points for best answer.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains" I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500!."

2007-08-02 19:46:07 · 7 answers · asked by Sleepy One 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Basically first person to guess correctly gets best answer. I'm just curious to see if anyone can guess based on a puppy picture and an adult picture. Anyway, have fun!

Jack at 7 weeks - http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/XChick03/Doggies/jack2.jpg
Jack at 2 years - http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/XChick03/Doggies/003.jpg

2007-08-02 19:46:06 · 12 answers · asked by charmed_and_dangerous_destiny 1 in Dogs

2007-08-02 19:45:42 · 11 answers · asked by rhol_82 1 in Dogs

im straight and support gays/bis/lesbian/etc.

and agnostic

okay.
people say that god hates gays etc,correct?
while the same people argue that he made everyone perfect in his own eyes.
i think people are dumb f***ks.
some are such hipacrits.
i believe that everyone should be equal in life.
what about you?
exspecially very religous ppl,they get on my nerves so bad.
they say "oh,the bible says this and that" but they mix up its text and say something else.
"god" is weird.
and how can you believe something that was wrote 23672643726472 years ago?

now to the abortion part.

first off abortion is 110% WRONG.who ever thinks its okay should be poked to death by a needle.its just one more life thats gone.
two more legs that wont run.
two more eyes that wont see.
one more brain that wont think.

those girls who are 11 12 13 14 14 15 yrs old and are pregnant should have to have their baby and not with a c-section either.and anyone else who wants an abortion.
...........

2007-08-02 19:45:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

white people and make fun of them? Also,when muslims want special treatment over Christians or Baptists or Jews in colleges that install foot baths for those muslims? Also, when people throw around the word"Racist" like it is the new fad slandering people who are clearly not racist? And well Gee Wally I could go on and on Oh lets not forget the flick"White Chicks" which was clearly Racist towards whites by blacks but had the flick been called "Black Chicks" all kinds of funk would have broken loose? Who agrees these groups are creating hate rather than promoting acceptance? Ill stop now just for a moment!

2007-08-02 19:45:17 · 8 answers · asked by brenda r 3 in Other - Politics & Government

Where are the good places in singapore to catch crabs?

2007-08-02 19:44:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fishing

RELENTLESS MIND

your mind is my plaything
your spine, my puppet's string
wire's hooked into your heart
seeing to it that you play your part
you are seeing the world through my eyes
though I am indulged in your mind
you are mine to will
now you will rip, tear and kill
but the only kill is to be the one you love
drowning her in your blood
ending her with evil dispise
thinking you know the dirty secret's to her lies
the lies wich I had you spoon fed
along with the illusion's I planted in you head
pulling the string as if striking a chord in your death
tormenting, controlling you until I decide it's your last breath

2007-08-02 19:44:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Poetry

a friend is doing a gig tonight. Its his first big one and i would love to buy him a crystal that symbolises 'luck' but i've looked on the net and so many pages have a different crystal. I don't know who to beleive. Anyone know their crystals that can help?

2007-08-02 19:44:35 · 12 answers · asked by emma b 4 in Mythology & Folklore

When we shift to new house, cats are all over it. i dont domesticate cats or dogs because of my children. For Cats specially their fur might give my children additional allergy and Dogs might bite them. i dont give food to cats just to drive them away. and not come back but still they stay. One day, this one cat deliver 3 babies. it drives me nuts because of another 3 new cats that someday when they grow up here they will give me another burden to clean their dung beside their moms dung all over the house. because of this dilemma. i took this 3 baby kitten and gave them to someone (i dont know who he is) and tell them to throw it or just be away from us. The Mother cat now is searching for her babies and i am saddened for what i did to her, but thinking of the future of what that 3 kitten will be doing to me makes me feel that it is for our best.

2007-08-02 19:44:23 · 11 answers · asked by mei u wean 1 in Cats

2007-08-02 19:44:13 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who knows what the true meaning of Sorcery in the New Testament reallly is?

2007-08-02 19:44:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Does this shock you? This seems to show what I've been saying all along and what the Quran actually says when everything is in context. Don't harm non muslims, leave them to worship as they will, only fight in self defense of a physical attack against you. Does this say anything to you?

'Thus, Islam guaranteed non-Muslims full rights with Muslims to their lives, their freedom, and their possessions. The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said, He who ill-treats a non-Muslim subject or overburdens him will find me his opponent. Islam allowed non-Muslims to live on Islamic lands with respect and honor. It did not impose segregation, but instead permitted non-Muslims to share fully in Muslim society and to participate in activities among the Muslims, in accordance with Allah's instruction in the Quran:"

2007-08-02 19:44:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My daughter has been walking on her tipy toes, since she was 9 mo. She will be 1 on the 14th of Aug...and she still walks like that. and I mean , on her TIPY toes, like ballerina style..and now on both of her pinky toes, there like splits/cutsm there really deep and look painfull..Even if I put shoes on her, she still walks on her toes, and if the shoes wont let her, then she wont walk...I've talked to the doctor and he says you shouldnt worry about it unless she's still walking like that by the age of 2...but I worry cause the little cuts are deep..I have medicine for them but they wont go away, they just keep spliting..what do I do?

2007-08-02 19:43:31 · 8 answers · asked by supportingYOUNGlovingMOTHERS 1 in Newborn & Baby

2007-08-02 19:43:27 · 22 answers · asked by 1sleepymama 7 in Polls & Surveys

another little piece of my heart?

2007-08-02 19:43:20 · 3 answers · asked by SportyT 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-02 19:43:20 · 3 answers · asked by aaron b 2 in Hobbies & Crafts

and you could come back as a ghost for one day and physically ineract with the world. What would you do to your kiIIer?

2007-08-02 19:43:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i want to know wat is the best food.that makes cats happy or just better in healthy ways.i feed them whiskas.

2007-08-02 19:43:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anthony m 2 in Cats

2007-08-02 19:42:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Green Living

I always have a hard time keeping the conversation going after I get through the name exchange, I go from "Hey, my names Chris.. What's yours?" ...kinda try to get a background of the person, where they are from. but after that im usually stuck with an *awkward silence* and about 10 thousand thoughts going through my head but nothing to say.

2007-08-02 19:42:22 · 10 answers · asked by Christophe 1 in Singles & Dating

what keeps u from being bored

2007-08-02 19:42:15 · 8 answers · asked by rawr 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-02 19:42:10 · 8 answers · asked by zoeksalamander 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-02 19:41:53 · 9 answers · asked by ruthybabe 2 in Pregnancy

I don't think the sun is shooting out particles of vitamin d so I guess the vitamin in produced in our skin cells, triggered by the absorption of the UV. Is that right or does the sun actually give off vitamin d?

2007-08-02 19:41:23 · 6 answers · asked by califrniateach 4 in Medicine

Are there any relatively reliable investing patterns or tactics? Simple rules of thumb to help in deciding what stocks to purchase? For instance is a stock trading at near the 52 week low a good idea? Thank You

2007-08-02 19:41:19 · 6 answers · asked by dreamliner787 1 in Investing

THEN STAND IN LINE. It'll be about...3 hours...

2007-08-02 19:41:14 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We had talked about an hour before and agreed to go to the gym, but when I called her home 3 times over 40 minutes, she didn't answer. I figured her plans had changed and she was ditching me for some good or lame reason. She has done that before. I didn't try her cell phone because she has ignored messages from me in the past, and I'm kind of tired of spending my whole evening pursuing her all over town and not getting to do what I want to do. So I left for the gym without her. Then she called and was upset and acused me of being passive aggressive. I apologize because I missread the situation, and I was sorry I hurt her feelings, but I felt like she has given me just cause to do what I did. I didn't intend to hurt her, but she feels I did want to hurt her. Who is right? Was I passive aggressive? I suppose I could just try to ignore my conditioned triggers, and call her home and cell phone, and give her a half hour, then go without her if I can't reach her. Would that work?

2007-08-02 19:41:11 · 12 answers · asked by Bill X 2 in Singles & Dating

I once put "fish" flavored candy into a candy jar that one of the supervisors always stole candy from on another guy's desk. The look on his face was priceless and he didn't feel he could reprimand me because he was stealing anyway!

2007-08-02 19:41:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can offer you know proof of the following, however it is true when I say that a regular poster on here named "Saturnfive" has a very strong link with the McCann family.
I can say no more than that at this time.
He is not on there payroll or in reciept of any other kind of reward from them, but there is a strong link.
Just thought you should know.
If iam able to say more in the future I will.

2007-08-02 19:41:06 · 19 answers · asked by MP3 1 in Other - News & Events