Second posting: We have a flood story, the story of Bob spilling his beer on the table and having to save the peanuts from certain destruction. If was almost like they pissed him off.
We have a story about a saviour, the son of Bob (I like his name is Jose Cuervo). I think he came and picked us up at the bar, but when I woke up in the car, he was gone. I think he was resurrected, but there was no body. His car door was open, but then three days later he reappeared, a miracle.
And the list of religious experiences with Bob and his holy son go on and on. We regularly meet to be one with the holy spirit(s), depending on what we feel like. But just don't give the God Bob whiskey or else he will pull a Sodom and Gamorrah. What do you think we should call it? And Christians, please attempt to have a sense of humor.
2007-08-02
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