Still accepting more converts to my Christian like religion, but still need help naming it?

Question

Second posting: We have a flood story, the story of Bob spilling his beer on the table and having to save the peanuts from certain destruction. If was almost like they pissed him off.
We have a story about a saviour, the son of Bob (I like his name is Jose Cuervo). I think he came and picked us up at the bar, but when I woke up in the car, he was gone. I think he was resurrected, but there was no body. His car door was open, but then three days later he reappeared, a miracle.
And the list of religious experiences with Bob and his holy son go on and on. We regularly meet to be one with the holy spirit(s), depending on what we feel like. But just don't give the God Bob whiskey or else he will pull a Sodom and Gamorrah. What do you think we should call it? And Christians, please attempt to have a sense of humor.

Christianwoman: I know that if there is a God, he has a sense of humor, because there are Christians. That is how I know. And as for God forgiving me, he can kiss my...........well you understand. There is no God and I am just showing how ridiculous the Bible appears to me, and people take that as absolute truth, like you do. My story is just as viable as the Bible could be. No in fact, my would be more so, since my people could possibly be real, the Bible nothing is real.

Answer 1

I don't care what you call it, But can I join. I have always had a close relationship with Jose Cuervo.

Answer 2

Church for the Children of Bob?
Sorry that's a rip-off of my church, The Church for the Children of God

Answer 3

I have a sense of humor,,, but that was just plain horrible,shame on you and may God forgive you sir. >>> edit>> Well thank you for at least explaining your self to me.I do appreciate it.

Answer 4

star dust rumors

Answer 5

Where do I sign up!?

Answer 6

fight club...