A farmer went out one day and bought a
> brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
>
>
>
> The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
>
> "OK old timer, time for you to retire."
>
> The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot
> handle ALL of these hens.. Look what it has done to me.
>
>
> Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in
> the corner?"
> The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up
>
> and I am taking over.."
>
> The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud.
>
> I will race you around the farmhouse.
>
> Whoever wins gets exclusive domain
>
> over the entire chicken coop."
>
>
> The young rooster laughs. "You know you
>
> don't stand a chance, old man.
>
> So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
>
> The old rooster takes off running.
>
>
>
> About 15 seconds later the young rooster
>
> takes off running after him.
>
> They round the front porch of the farmhouse and
>
> the young rooster has closed the gap.
>
> He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and
> gaining fast.
>
> The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot
> on the front porch when he sees the roosters go running by.
>
> He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows
> the young rooster to bits.
>
> The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
>
>
> "Damn....third gay rooster I bought this month."
>
>
>
> Moral of this story?
>
> 1) You don't get old being a fool!
>
>
> 2) Age, skill, and treachery will always
> overcome youth and arrogance!
>
>
> 3) Don't mess with us OLD TIMERS!
2007-08-01
03:25:56
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