A farmer went out one day and bought a
> brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
>
>
>
> The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
>
> "OK old timer, time for you to retire."
>
> The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot
> handle ALL of these hens.. Look what it has done to me.
>
>
> Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in
> the corner?"
> The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up
>
> and I am taking over.."
>
> The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud.
>
> I will race you around the farmhouse.
>
> Whoever wins gets exclusive domain
>
> over the entire chicken coop."
>
>
> The young rooster laughs. "You know you
>
> don't stand a chance, old man.
>
> So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
>
> The old rooster takes off running.
>
>
>
> About 15 seconds later the young rooster
>
> takes off running after him.
>
> They round the front porch of the farmhouse and
>
> the young rooster has closed the gap.
>
> He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and
> gaining fast.
>
> The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot
> on the front porch when he sees the roosters go running by.
>
> He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows
> the young rooster to bits.
>
> The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
>
>
> "Damn....third gay rooster I bought this month."
>
>
>
> Moral of this story?
>
> 1) You don't get old being a fool!
>
>
> 2) Age, skill, and treachery will always
> overcome youth and arrogance!
>
>
> 3) Don't mess with us OLD TIMERS!
2007-08-01 03:25:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry for the format - every time I try to edit, it screws up. Enjoy!
2007-08-01 03:26:53 · update #1
I love this and sadly it is true you might not always want to hear what they say but usally they do turn out being right
2007-08-01 03:30:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-01 04:15:05 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is not funny that is cruel killing a rooseter just cause its gay. not funny and not nice. i don't even get it though. lol just kidding but its still not funny.
2007-08-01 03:33:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny, yet with a message.
2007-08-01 03:42:34 · answer #4 · answered by santos laguna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD ONE!!! STAR AND A SMILE!!! * & :)
2007-08-01 03:48:25 · answer #5 · answered by That Blonde Rebel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋