An old man was sitting on a beach when he spotted Piscesburd in a bikini. Walking over to her, he announced boldly: "I want to feel your breasts."
Disgusted by the suggestion, she told him:"Go away, you dirty old man!"
But the old man repeated: "I want to feel your breasts, i'll give you £20."
"£20?" she exclaimed. "Are you crazy? Get away from me before I call the police!"
The old man persisted. "I want to feel your breasts, i'll give you £100."
"What part of 'get lost' don't you understand?" she snapped'
"OK" said the old man "£200"
She paused momentarily to think about it before coming to her senses and answering: "I told you, no. Go away NOW!"
The old man looked at her and said: "I'll give you £500, if you let me feel your breasts."
Against her better judgement, she had to admit that it was good money for a quick grope, and, besides, he was a harmless old man. "Alright," she said, "i'll et you feel my breasts for £500, but only for a few seconds."
2007-08-01
04:29:00
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