An old man was sitting on a beach when he spotted Piscesburd in a bikini. Walking over to her, he announced boldly: "I want to feel your breasts."
Disgusted by the suggestion, she told him:"Go away, you dirty old man!"
But the old man repeated: "I want to feel your breasts, i'll give you £20."
"£20?" she exclaimed. "Are you crazy? Get away from me before I call the police!"
The old man persisted. "I want to feel your breasts, i'll give you £100."
"What part of 'get lost' don't you understand?" she snapped'
"OK" said the old man "£200"
She paused momentarily to think about it before coming to her senses and answering: "I told you, no. Go away NOW!"
The old man looked at her and said: "I'll give you £500, if you let me feel your breasts."
Against her better judgement, she had to admit that it was good money for a quick grope, and, besides, he was a harmless old man. "Alright," she said, "i'll et you feel my breasts for £500, but only for a few seconds."
2007-08-01 04:29:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So she loosened her bikini top and he slid his hands underneath. As he caressed her breasts, he began moaning over and over again: "Oh, my god! oh, my god! oh, my god!"
She said :"why do you keep going oh, my god!"?
While continuing to feel her breasts, he answered: " Oh, my god! oh, my god! oh, my god! wherever am i going to find £500?"
2007-08-01 04:33:31 · update #1
Geez, that piscesburd has no class.
2007-08-01 13:34:49 · answer #1 · answered by . 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I din't get it...maybe its not complete yet?? Here's one for you.
Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And
Thinking,
"surely I Can't Look That Old." Well... You'll Love This One.
My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My
First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore
His Full Name.
Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same
Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The
Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then? Upon Seeing Him,
However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.
This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too
Old To have Been My Classmate. After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He
Had Attended Morgan Park High School
"yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.
"when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.
He Answered, "in 1959. Why Do You Ask?"
"you Were In My Class!", I Exclaimed.
He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald Wrinkled, Fat,
Gray, Decrepit Son-of-a-***** Asked, "what Did You Teach?"
CHeeRioS
2007-08-01 04:36:47 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Not the punch line I heard for this joke. The price started high then went lower and when he went down to the lower price she said "what do you think I am" and he said "we have already determined what you are, now we are haggling over the price".
2007-08-01 07:33:19 · answer #3 · answered by VetSupporter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-01 04:34:06 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!! Sweet Joke!!!!! :D:D
<3
2007-08-01 04:38:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh - is there some 'More info' to come, or did you just forget the punchline?
2007-08-01 04:33:11 · answer #6 · answered by mark 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness... That's hysterical! ha ha That deserves a star....
2007-08-01 04:38:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL!* Funny joke!*
xx
2007-08-01 04:53:57 · answer #8 · answered by Hunni Bunni xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad*
2007-08-01 04:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny but it kinda leaves you with a cliffhanger???
is there a second part to it
2007-08-01 04:51:16 · answer #10 · answered by pretty_npink@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaaa smila, thats funny lol
2007-08-01 05:56:43 · answer #11 · answered by babyblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋