All categories - 21 July 2007

that if I run around my house without any sharp object in my hands and DON'T trip over anything, that when I finally decide to run with a pair of scissors in my hands, I will fall to my doom?

2007-07-21 13:06:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In a previous post, I told of a co-worker who never calls in to say she's not coming in. When she's out, I have to do all of her work, plus mine (run two production lines, manage the people on the lines, do inventory and all the paperwork at the end of the day). Today was a very difficult, stressful day. What's interesting is she wanted to come in to work today, and the boss said "No"--he told me he wanted to punish her by not giving her any hours. You can imagine how little I think of HIM--I mean, putting the quality of the work at jeopardy, not to mention hurting me in the process. Seriously, what do YOU think of my boss? This is the only time I get to talk about people at work, so thanks for listening.

2007-07-21 13:06:27 · 20 answers · asked by battlescarred 1 in Polls & Surveys

Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have s*x!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"

2007-07-21 13:06:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i had a c-section on feb 24 2007 im now pregnant again and im due march 3 2008 will i be able to get another c-section for 100% sure cuz i dint go through labor before i dont even know what a contraction feels like and i dont wanna know i couldnt imagine a baby coming out of me it to painful i loved having a c-section it was painless and i really want another one and i want my tubes tied im having it at metro hospital in cleveland ohio so can anyone tell me if they 100% sure they will give me another c-section cuz im really worried about it i desperatley want another c-section

2007-07-21 13:06:13 · 11 answers · asked by ashley h 1 in Pregnancy

Unchained Ambitions
burden me with societies insecurities
I need to break the restraints
that keep me shackled to individuality

Unbridled Fury
loosen the grip sanity holds on me
I need to break the restraints
that keep me from going on a killing spree

Modern Society
is a reflection of unholy sanctity
I need to break those restraints
let me loose on this flock
undeserving as it may be

My thirst for blood is peaking
as they are weakening
nothing can resists the Devils own embrace
one Hundred Million souls
will not quench my thirst but for an hour

Let the Succubus loose
that I may see the rivers of blood
let these unchained evil beasts
take dominion over this world

Unclean Souls
break the restraints that hold me down
let loose this mangled flesh
that I may yet rip into their bodies
and drink the marrow from their bones

One Thousand years
have I been shackled and restrained
now it is my time to reign
son of Man, king of beasts
I will rule thls world

Mountains of dead rotting flesh
this I must have to be reborn
break the restraints
that I may have my feast

2007-07-21 13:05:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i heard the teaser trailer is berfore "the simsons movie"
is that true?

2007-07-21 13:05:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-07-21 13:05:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering

why does it have t be 6 feet. and why are some in those coffins above ground. dont you wanna be closer to heaven than hell?

2007-07-21 13:05:01 · 24 answers · asked by ninaross 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I was just curious because I know it was supposed to be!

2007-07-21 13:04:40 · 2 answers · asked by Sarah 2 in Movies

I'm supposed to balance silver nitrate and potassium phosphate to write the net ionic equation for the precipitation reaction.
So far, I have this :
AgNO3 + K3PO4 -> Ag3PO4 + KNO3
That's not balanced, is it?

2007-07-21 13:04:35 · 2 answers · asked by decaelegant 2 in Chemistry

2007-07-21 13:04:03 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Atheists say there is no God, but, I have seen and others have seen people on their death beds, dying from cancer, lung disease, heart disease, etc..then a group of people go into the hospital room, or bedroom of a home and pray for that person, and hours later, the person is starting to recover from their illness.
Now if there's no God, then what happened in those rooms, because doctors couldn't find a medical reason why are still alive, or for that matter...couldn't see why they were recoving from an illness that should have killed them. The patient's doctors bring in different doctors to check the patient, they do x-rays on them, but the doctors can't explain it. Now you explain this.....?

2007-07-21 13:04:03 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

If I make $1millon in one year and have 4 dependents and about $175000 in itemized deductions, approx how much income tax will I pay?

2007-07-21 13:03:39 · 4 answers · asked by popydude13 2 in United States

I'm 25 and my friend is 26 we are looking at party and have a good time any suggestions???

2007-07-21 13:03:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jamaica

because donald is really gay
all those naked musim parties

2007-07-21 13:03:17 · 2 answers · asked by BushSUCKKKs c 1 in Politics

hi, can someone please tell me how is it that a whistle makes noise? please explain in simple terms, what is the concept in physics that is involved in whistles? i have studied conceptual physics but no calculational physics, thanks!

2007-07-21 13:03:06 · 1 answers · asked by questionhere 2 in Physics

you dont have to give me a long detailed answer i would just like to know. please help if you can?

2007-07-21 13:02:57 · 6 answers · asked by ? 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

2007-07-21 13:02:52 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

2007-07-21 13:02:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I got divorced three months ago and im still walking around i really loved this woman even though she was abusive to me, i still dont feel right will this feeling ever go away, anyone out there been in the same boat?? i feel like im walking around making it day by day.

2007-07-21 13:02:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-07-21 13:02:12 · 2 answers · asked by smileymiley145 1 in Hair

2007-07-21 13:02:11 · 4 answers · asked by CPUcate 6 in Mathematics

they are always buying my daughter stuff, they bring presents over almost every other day.
I have tried talking to them about it, and it doesn't help.
I dont' mind them getting her stuff every once in a while but its getting to be to much.
She is a brat whenever she comes back from their house, and always acts out and doesn't listen. because they let her get away with everything and anything.
We have been cutting back time with them and not letting her spend so much time with them. kind of hard when they live a few doors down and come over anyways.
last night she spent the night at their house, today they pull up in the van and bring in 2 bags of chips, fruit rollups, juice, gum, watermelon, sugar filled cereal, cookies, and a new movie.
then she she goes over to help with the veggie garden and comes home with new sunglasses and a bag of donuts and popcorn!
is this to much or is it just me !??!
My dad made the comment, "this is what happens when i don't see her for a few days"

2007-07-21 13:02:10 · 13 answers · asked by 3 girls call me mommy 5 in Parenting

2007-07-21 13:02:02 · 46 answers · asked by Thursday 1 in Languages

2007-07-21 13:01:58 · 11 answers · asked by capekicks 3 in Mythology & Folklore

I have listened to the Morrissey Live at Earl's Court version and I am not saying that it's bad but I felt that the youthful Morrissey sounded darker on the original version with The Smiths.

2007-07-21 13:01:57 · 8 answers · asked by Jeff R 3 in Rock and Pop

WHAT MATHEMATICIAN, CITED EARLIER, THAT THE LIFE TIME CAPACITY OF THE AVERAGE MEMORY IS UP TO ( ONE HUNDREDTRILLION) BITS. THEN WHO CAME A LONG TO DISTINGUISH AND JUST AS PLAUSIBLE PUT THE FIGURE AT (280 QUINTILLION) AND BY DOING SO THOUGHT THAT NOTHING IS TRULY FORGOTTEN, BUT WE KEEP VERY LITTLE IN OUR ACTIVE MEMORY, AND YET STILL WE WOULD HOLD SEVERAL BILLION TIMES MORE INFORMATION THAN A LARGE CONTEMPORARY RESEARCH COMPUTER.

2007-07-21 13:01:52 · 2 answers · asked by aprilmacfadden 3 in Physics

2007-07-21 13:01:48 · 1 answers · asked by Karen B 1 in Languages