Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have s*x!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"
2007-07-21 13:06:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha well it looks like the older the fiddle the sweeter the tune. lol
2007-07-21 23:31:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one there.!!!
Ha ha still smiling at the thought of two 90 year old people going at it, poor chap.!!!
The ageing part sucks.!!!
I want to be young forever.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-07-21 20:40:36 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm really sorry to spoil the fun but um..how is it that the geezer thinks shes a virgin with the pantyhose on?
2007-07-21 20:09:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Hi Love, This is to good.. I am still laughing. What a classic you are great!!! Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-22 03:07:31 · answer #4 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!
2007-07-21 20:11:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I actually cringed/snorted/laughed/choked at the same time but only because it was f**cking hilarious!!! 100/10
2007-07-21 20:10:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard that before. wasn't funny that time either. btw, thats a joke that 12 year olds are telling,
2007-07-21 20:10:00 · answer #7 · answered by Cathrine K 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was funny you should keep it up and ... btw if you say adults only kids are gonna come lol
2007-07-21 20:31:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That's a good one!
2007-07-21 20:10:00 · answer #9 · answered by ☆Zestee☆ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke is probably as old as them.
But worth a smile :)
2007-07-21 20:15:40 · answer #10 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋