All categories - 20 July 2007

YOU get to decide what you can NOT do for a week:

a. brush your teeth
b. take a bath/shower
c. change your clothes

2007-07-20 13:40:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-20 13:40:29 · 7 answers · asked by iiTSz ME3 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

Last person to answer is a winner.....!!!

2007-07-20 13:40:24 · 7 answers · asked by Just me 4 in Other - Family & Relationships

how does a person act when they first start to get drunk?
hod does a person act when they a very drunk?
or just describe the different "stages" if you can.

2007-07-20 13:40:14 · 11 answers · asked by greenjellybean 3 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Why are kids so bad? I think we should take all these little hoodlums over our knees and give them a good spanking before they end up in jail or on the dope. Also, why are kids so much fatter now than 10 years ago?

2007-07-20 13:40:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-20 13:40:01 · 7 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Family

When our cat wants something he will often rub up agianst us, and he will also roll over on his back and look up at us. It melts our heart every time. Does he know what he is doing when he does this?

2007-07-20 13:40:01 · 10 answers · asked by Zezo Zeze Zadfrack 1 in Cats

like, what the hell! it smells so... gross and nasty!
Why can't they invest on brand name cologne?

like, do they really think that cheap cologne smells good?

2007-07-20 13:39:50 · 16 answers · asked by MONEY 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-07-20 13:39:32 · 14 answers · asked by Lilly 1 in Other - Food & Drink

hooot...hooot....
YAY!!... I'm IN THE FIRST GROUP TO GET IT AT BORDERS!!!....yes!!!
WHO ELSE IS EXCITED?!?!?!?.... CUZ I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-07-20 13:39:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

What does that say about pants, huh? HUH?

2007-07-20 13:39:20 · 22 answers · asked by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 in Religion & Spirituality

Jhn 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

2007-07-20 13:39:16 · 49 answers · asked by handsomeworshipper 4 in Religion & Spirituality

and sedation?

2007-07-20 13:39:16 · 4 answers · asked by CATWOMAN 6 in Other - General Health Care

i've built a tortoise table but would like to know if one 48" uv reptile strip light is sufficient or should i use two along with my basking area for my 8ftx4ft tort table

2007-07-20 13:39:03 · 3 answers · asked by antony s 2 in Reptiles

2007-07-20 13:38:52 · 16 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Polls & Surveys

"I'm a messenger of God. You're all doomed if you stay here. This place is cursed. Cursed."

1st correct answer gets the 10 points.

2007-07-20 13:38:43 · 10 answers · asked by franzpoe 2 in Movies

Have they statred making large trucks like Kenworth, Mack, and Peterbilt equipped with automatic transmissions?

2007-07-20 13:38:39 · 5 answers · asked by Mike M. 7 in Other - Cars & Transportation

2007-07-20 13:38:39 · 6 answers · asked by sexxy213 1 in Entertaining

Winter was colder than normal, spring was way cooler than normal, and so far this summer it's been at least 5 degrees below average all summer. Does anyone else think this year has been cold for SD? I realize it's still pleasant and the weather isn't that bad compared to elsewhere and people inland are probably liking it, but here along the coast it's been so damn cloudy and cooler than normal all year. This is not normal SD weather and I just wish it was warmer and at least normal temps. And I know were spoiled with weather so I should't really complain, but I just want to know if anyone else feels the same way?

2007-07-20 13:38:27 · 5 answers · asked by Sav 6 in San Diego

One day, Ken complained to his friend, 'My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a Doctor.'

His friend offered, 'Don't do that! There's a computer at the chemists that can diagnose anything, quicker than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell what you can do about it. It only costs £10.00.'

Ken figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the chemists. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the £10.00. The computer started making some noises and the various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed:

You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water.
Avoid heavy labour.
It will be better in two weeks.

Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the chemists, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the £10.00. The machine again made the usual noise and printed out the following analysis:

Your tap water is too hard
Get a water softener
Your dog has worms
Give him vitamins
Your daughter's using cocaine
Put her in a rehabilitation clinic
Your wife's pregnant - twin girls
They aren't yours
Get a lawyer
And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

2007-07-20 13:38:17 · 16 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

DEAR,
I AM THE HEAD OF ACCOUNTS AND AUDIT DEPARTMENT OF BANK OF AFRICA,
OUAGADOUGOU . I DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU AFTER A CAREFUL THOUGHT THAT YOU MAY BE CAPABLE OF HANDLING THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION WHICH I EXPLAINED BELOW;IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF $30.M. US DOLLARS (THIRTY MILLION.) IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IN 1998 IN A PLANE CRASH.
SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOMEBODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN(HIS SON AND WIFE) DIED ALONGSIDE WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM .
IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I AND OTHER OFFICIALS IN MY DEPARTMENT NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN (WE WANT TO PRESENT YOU AS HIS BUSINES ASOCIATE )TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE DON'T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.
THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDELINE HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEY REMAINED UNCLAIMED AFTER SEVEN YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND. THE REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A BURKINABE CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER .WE AGREE THAT 30% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS FOREIGN PARTNER, IN RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT, 10 % WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENSES INCURRED DURING THE BUSINESS AND 60% WOULD BE FOR ME AND MY COLLEAGUES.
THERE AFTER I AND MY COLLEAGUES WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGES INDICATED. THEREFORE TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT AS ARRANGED,YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED CUSTOMER. UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU BY FAX OR EMAIL THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION. I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER.
I EXPECT THAT YOU CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER.
HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
ZAKARIA MARK

2007-07-20 13:37:52 · 10 answers · asked by goodman6079 2 in Law & Ethics

seperation of state & church. a sweet jargon but horrible consequences. who on earth came up of this idea? when? what country?

2007-07-20 13:37:46 · 17 answers · asked by martha 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-20 13:37:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting

outlast us. Manila, Singapore, and Bangkok, Jakarta are much bigger compare to KL.

2007-07-20 13:37:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Malaysia

what does DVD stand for? _AND_ What do you think is the prettiest name for a girl?

2007-07-20 13:37:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

And tell me why!

2007-07-20 13:36:44 · 21 answers · asked by Christanti 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I have depression...everyday since the 8th grade..im now a high school graduate.

my skin is pale.

my elbows are dry and dark even if i put lotion and wash it well.

My hair is dry brittle...and falls out...alot. VERY much. It's thin too...It's like an old woman's hair. Except without greys.

I am very paranoid...VERY.

I forget things.

I have poor concentration

I don't know whats going on sometimes..

when i talk to people i have ttrouble...i stutter and speak weird.

i walk weird because sometimes i have pain in my inner hip bone.

I have twitches..bob my head shake it, and have to move my arms.

2007-07-20 13:36:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

I just put my peanut butter cookies into the oven. The recipe didn't include flour. How long should I bake them? Someone please tell me soon, I don't want them to burn!

2007-07-20 13:36:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2007-07-20 13:36:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink