(if this 1 gets deleted o well)
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another
woman.
With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the
stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and
put his "manhood" in a vice. She secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and
screamed, Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You
do whatever you have to".
2007-07-15
16:49:55
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