(if this 1 gets deleted o well)
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another
woman.
With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the
stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and
put his "manhood" in a vice. She secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and
screamed, Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You
do whatever you have to".
2007-07-15 16:49:55 · 13 answers · asked by meemeemee40 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg lol.
2007-07-15 16:54:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1
2016-05-06 00:31:40 · answer #2 · answered by Afton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao funny 10/10 Starred
2016-04-01 06:14:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. a situation like that is going to turn up in the next saw movie
2007-07-15 17:13:28 · answer #4 · answered by kjhbh, 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Star lol
2007-07-15 16:54:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he deserved it. but is seemed kind of saw three like or something.
2007-07-15 17:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by cowgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha wow
2007-07-15 17:57:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny,Never heard it before.LOL
2007-07-15 16:54:15 · answer #8 · answered by firerescuemo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1.. lol
2007-07-15 17:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by 0919510 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!
Star for you.
2007-07-15 16:59:13 · answer #10 · answered by jacklyn_denise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋