All categories - 9 July 2007

Hello everyone, was sorting out my files on the computer and found something rather funny,
star it if you like ;-)

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying"

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

2007-07-09 04:18:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

In 2003, a California man managed to pull a 300 lb. shark off of his nephew after noticing a pool of blood in the waist deep water the 10 year old was playong in. Not only did the 150 lb. man get the boy free, he also managed to take the shark out of the water completely. Ultimately, the boys arm was removed from the sharks stomach, and reattactched.

I would never have thought a person could manage to pull a 300 lb. shark off of a person. Have you ever done something you thought you never would have been able to during an adrenaline rush?

2007-07-09 04:18:34 · 6 answers · asked by Sky Guy 5 in Polls & Surveys

or did most of them just go to them to party ?

2007-07-09 04:18:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've been trying to clycle my 24 gallon nano tank, Its been 11 days now, I've noticed that the Nitrite and Nitrate are very high, but amonia is low, and I've been seeing my rocks turning black, where there were red and green stuff before. I've been doing 20% water changes like every 3 -4 days. I don't know what else to do from keeping it from dying? should I do a 75% water change? Please Help. I have live sand 30pounds, and 30 pounds of live rock. My PH and Alk is good, and water temp is at 82 and salinity is at 1.024

2007-07-09 04:18:29 · 2 answers · asked by Amrit R 1 in Fish

why is that that i am rather fast at sprinting but after doing a fast jog for 350metres i get tierd and want to rest, and after i sprint 100m i feel great and hardly tierd??

2007-07-09 04:18:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Running

2007-07-09 04:18:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My tongue hurts, I know..it's expected. Its hard to even eat soup., and i feel so sick to my stomach..I tried to throw up, but my tongue ring hurt, and I cant do it. Is there anything? like rolaids or something that will relax my tummy?

2007-07-09 04:18:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

my close friends have invited me to their baby daughter's christianing. what are appropriate gifts to bring that are not religious in nature?

2007-07-09 04:17:51 · 11 answers · asked by sweetdumplins 1 in Etiquette

And would you do it again.

2007-07-09 04:17:39 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

For example, the use of seat belts, or if and where one can smoke, or the use or the carrying of firearms. How can government best balance the public good with freedom of choice?

2007-07-09 04:17:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-07-09 04:17:27 · 48 answers · asked by ballchairclock 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-09 04:17:15 · 5 answers · asked by crazy.jossgirl 1 in Marriage & Divorce

The sink is stained with a dark scuff and I woukld like to know how to remove it.

2007-07-09 04:17:11 · 5 answers · asked by kel2us 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

I mean wtf? I cant have this playing in the car.... bass up and in the background you hear (blah.com) or whatever....
Anyone else have this problem? or know somewhere else I can get free music from?

2007-07-09 04:17:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-09 04:16:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

I currently have a 500W PSU. Will that run one 320MB 8800GTS? What about if I want to run 2 in SLI? What will I need for that?

Thank you.

2007-07-09 04:16:40 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

Like more than 10 years? How old were you and how old was he?

2007-07-09 04:16:37 · 20 answers · asked by Biker Guy 1 in Singles & Dating

Im kinduf new here but i wana say OMG that i thnk the yankees are the best team ever. I have loved them all my life and thk tht Jeter is the best playr in the world, and the cutest. Does anyone agree that the yankees are the best? OMG I really do!

2007-07-09 04:16:36 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

What were the specific charges? What acts were alleged that led to the intictment, trial and conviction? what evidence was presented for each side? What are the alleged grounds for appeal?

I'm asking this because the questions and answers here all seem to be discussing everything but the specifics. Any details would be appreciated. Thanks.

2007-07-09 04:16:32 · 2 answers · asked by American citizen and taxpayer 7 in Law & Ethics

2007-07-09 04:16:26 · 9 answers · asked by popeslim 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I spent many hours preparing for this wedding by learning the new music, meeting with the soloist and violinist on 2 separate occasions, and driving a total of 320 miles round trip for the rehearsal and the wedding. I feel as if I was asked to play for the wedding as a means of cutting corners so they could spent money on the more elaborate aspects of a wedding. The bride and groom gave wedding gifts to the wedding party and their parents, but I suspect she didn't even pay her violinist nor her friend for singing. We all three did a beautiful job at her wedding and with all the work we did for planning and making her wedding beautiful musically, we were slighted. Because of this recent event, I am no longer willing to play for weddings. Am I being overly sensitive regarding this matter, or because I was a family member at the wedding I should have assumed this was a free service?

2007-07-09 04:16:23 · 11 answers · asked by pianist/3rd grade teacher 1 in Weddings

My mother sold a horse to someone. This person gave my mother a $500 deposit and signed a slip stating that she had given this money to my mother as a deposit and outlined what the final selling price would be. Now, she's backing out and threatening to go to court to retrieve her deposit. What is the point in a deposit if people feel they can get them back if they want to back out? Is there any place online that will help define the word "deposit" -- specifically that they are not refundable?

2007-07-09 04:16:08 · 6 answers · asked by John Z 1 in Other - Business & Finance

We all know at least one person at work that we would all be better off if they just left. I don't want names, just the type of person and why they are the biggest pain in the butt there.

I work with a guy who is convinced that everything that goes on there is a lawsuit waiting to happen. He is always threatening to call his lawyer. Its either discrimination, violation of employment laws, violation of the contract, etc. He called OSHA because the soap in the bathroom was clogging up the dispenser. He is also convinced that the CIA and FBI are monitoring his every move. All he does is complain and complain about stuff that doesn't even make sense. Sadly, because we work in law enforcement, every complaint that he makes has to be investigated... wasting tons of tax payers dollars.

2007-07-09 04:15:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is it this problem with all the world man face this probelm
specailly when touch to breast she get more angry why i dont know?

2007-07-09 04:15:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

I am talking to some one that might be a woman or not..and its fun..kind of naughty..is it just clean old fun or am I just being idiotic..I like it in a way..its entertainment to me..its not real..I wish it were..but I know its not..is it healthy or okay to do..thanks

2007-07-09 04:15:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

is there a way to cut it?

2007-07-09 04:15:36 · 10 answers · asked by little hott @$$ 2 in Women's Health

What are some of the good things of wearing either or? I know in the summer its very rare to see females wear pantyhose. So when is the best time that females wear them?

2007-07-09 04:15:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

i was bought a new corsa on saturday and i want it now!!

2007-07-09 04:14:58 · 13 answers · asked by Princess 1 in Buying & Selling