All categories - 3 July 2007

turn yoru hose on and it has water come out, but you put your thumb on it and it makes more preasure. Could you, or has it already happend, apply that to electricity?

Say put "your thumb" over a wire and make a higher amount of Current? This has probably already been thought of and made but if you could answer i would appriciate it.

2007-07-03 20:47:29 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them
anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see
your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there
was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says "Hey, you
moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how
many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his
boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot
on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope -Talked 'em into
giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There
was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want
you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they
bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck,
looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. said,
"Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on
me. Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the
house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the
house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then
says, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have
stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't ya know
I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get
it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local
cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic
questioning..ok..no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a
sign...until he asked "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I
looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I'm
delivering' a bridge...here's your sign."

2007-07-03 20:46:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am reading some William Blake...interesting stuff.

2007-07-03 20:46:40 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have no idea who has 3 balls

2007-07-03 20:46:38 · 14 answers · asked by kim714rule 2 in Polls & Surveys

what would you do?

2007-07-03 20:46:35 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-03 20:45:40 · 16 answers · asked by bigDcowgirl 7 in Etiquette

Tell me there is something I can actually stand to smell. :)

2007-07-03 20:45:32 · 10 answers · asked by Someday Soon 2 in Hunting

2007-07-03 20:43:30 · 1 answers · asked by thespeculativebubble 1 in Other - Advertising & Marketing

i want to migrate a a dentist to australia i work in mexico 15 hours a day, every day i work for 15 or 18 patients.
if i can migrate to australia passing all test. is it possible that australian trust in mo knows as a dentist

2007-07-03 20:43:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

I have been working as a night auditor at a hotel for the past 3 months, I really enjoy the job, it's completely stress free. My body has finally adjusted, but I have found my sleep patterns have been thrown off a bit and on the weekends (my days off) I only sleep for maybe 5 hours each day. Most of the time I wake up for a few minutes and then I think of all of the things I want/need to do...and then I get up. I was just wondering if anyone has had an experience like this and how they dealt with it. I have also noticed a change in my weight and I have gained almost 10 pounds in the past few months. Any suggestions on how to make time for exersize, or how much.how often I should eat? I appreciate your help, thank you!!!!

2007-07-03 20:43:28 · 6 answers · asked by aprylx 3 in Women's Health

2007-07-03 20:43:19 · 9 answers · asked by wilson n 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-07-03 20:43:17 · 29 answers · asked by ogg08 5 in Polls & Surveys

what do you think? does your real name match your face and personality? personally i think mine does not, but then again who knows?

2007-07-03 20:43:15 · 39 answers · asked by hey123 4 in Polls & Surveys

your gum?!

2007-07-03 20:43:14 · 36 answers · asked by Modernday_Aphrodite 5 in Polls & Surveys

Hey, I'm wondering if there are any other Aussie's out here that get even a bit annoyed when someone (normally from America) spells "Aussie" like Ozzie or Ossie or says Ossie? I don't know why but it really annoys me.

2007-07-03 20:43:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Australia

also what makes teeth...not white? so i can avoid them

i heard strawberries whiten teeth, is that true?

2007-07-03 20:42:53 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

Peen Hammer?

2007-07-03 20:42:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...due back. I just read that Gordon was transferred to the 60 day. Does that mean he's pretty much through for the year?

2007-07-03 20:41:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

2007-07-03 20:41:51 · 6 answers · asked by bleedinglove 1 in Add-ons

Help... I can't find my vein in my arms near the elbow... I can't extract blood... What are the characteristics of a vein when you palpate them? I can't extract blood if i don't know the vein!!! Arghhh !!!

2007-07-03 20:41:17 · 9 answers · asked by Samlovesjesea 1 in Medicine

2007-07-03 20:41:07 · 9 answers · asked by powerpuffcutie24™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm trying to integrate the expression:

∫ -sin ²(t) / cos(t) dt

However, no matter how hard I bang my head against this problem, I just can't seem to solve it. I know the answer, which is -sec(t) + cos(t) (in this case, forget the C term), but I haven't a clue how to get there.

2007-07-03 20:41:06 · 5 answers · asked by Changra 2 in Mathematics

2007-07-03 20:40:57 · 3 answers · asked by Bassam Hajj 1 in Software

2007-07-03 20:40:27 · 4 answers · asked by Silent tear 2 in Injuries

2007-07-03 20:40:25 · 5 answers · asked by venkat r 1 in Computer Networking

2007-07-03 20:40:17 · 23 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1 in Polls & Surveys

I love to read books all the time, but I also really like to look at rock magazines....nice pictures in them!! *smiles*

2007-07-03 20:39:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know where I can get it in the original Aramaic characters without paying a translation fee?

2007-07-03 20:39:52 · 10 answers · asked by DeniseARoni 2 in Languages

im not sure if its hungover, it might be more still drunk from last night, but damn, if anybody knows a quick way, and i mean quick, to cure the headache and the stomach ache, please please please let me know

2007-07-03 20:37:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

I've been working for the past 19 years. I never been even one day wothout work. What do I do. I have a wife and kid and a home. I'm so depressed.

2007-07-03 20:37:33 · 3 answers · asked by It's Me 2 in Food Service