an atheist was walking through the woods one day..
then suddenly he spotted a hungry looking 7foot grizzly bear, when he ran the grizzly chased him, but there was a cliff up ahead. he was trapped. when the grizzly was about to smack him with it`s paws, thunder clapped, and everything froze except for the atheist..then a loud voice from heaven was heard and God spoke: "You denied my existence for so many years, you formulated that the universe was formed out of a cosmic collision, you do things that are against me, and you question my sovereignity..do you think i would spare your life?"
the atheist, feeling he was wrong, said "okay, okay, im sorry for that! but can you at least make the bear a christian?"
"granted" God said, and with that, everything unfroze..the atheist feeling relieved..
the bear, put his paw bowed his head, and put his hands together and prayed "dear god, thank you for this meal you are about to give me. amen."
2007-06-29
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