an atheist was walking through the woods one day..
then suddenly he spotted a hungry looking 7foot grizzly bear, when he ran the grizzly chased him, but there was a cliff up ahead. he was trapped. when the grizzly was about to smack him with it`s paws, thunder clapped, and everything froze except for the atheist..then a loud voice from heaven was heard and God spoke: "You denied my existence for so many years, you formulated that the universe was formed out of a cosmic collision, you do things that are against me, and you question my sovereignity..do you think i would spare your life?"
the atheist, feeling he was wrong, said "okay, okay, im sorry for that! but can you at least make the bear a christian?"
"granted" God said, and with that, everything unfroze..the atheist feeling relieved..
the bear, put his paw bowed his head, and put his hands together and prayed "dear god, thank you for this meal you are about to give me. amen."
2007-06-29 22:29:06 · 8 answers · asked by trustmeimanurse! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. A classic one from the vault.
Another one:
A high profile exec was running late for an important meeting in the city. After driving around the block a few times in search of a parking space, he prayed to the Lord.
"Dear Lord, if you can find me a parking space, I promise to gave my tenth every month to the church. I would treat my fellow men better, I would be a devoted husband and father to my wife and children. Amen"
Just as he turned the corner a vacant parking space was right in front of the building he was supposed to go to.
He quickly sent up another prayer:
"Never mind Lord, I found one."
2007-06-29 22:42:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice one indeed
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot.
They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake.
Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and
jumped in the water.
Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying
their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come
along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in
time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi
covered his face while they ran for cover.
After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the
minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather
than his privates. The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in
MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."
2007-06-29 23:03:40 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea I liked it.
2007-06-29 22:43:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasnt that gud.
2007-06-29 22:35:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good. Thank you.
2007-06-29 22:38:42 · answer #5 · answered by Never fear, for I is here....... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-30 05:58:51 · answer #6 · answered by Desyeni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME..
2007-06-29 22:42:03 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-06-29 22:32:14 · answer #8 · answered by Sid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋