2 stautues were in a park for 40 years, one male, one female. One day, an angel granted them life for a short time. He said"Because neither of you had an impure thought while staring at each other for 40 years, I will grant you life for 30 minutes, and the freedom to do what you desire." The man grabs the woman's arm and leads her into the bushes,where you hear giggling and laughing. 15 minutes later, they emerge, red faced and grinning. The angel told them 15 minutes were still remaining, keep it up! The woman told the man,"This time, you hold the pigeon, and I'll crap on him!!!!"
2007-06-23
04:52:22
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