2 stautues were in a park for 40 years, one male, one female. One day, an angel granted them life for a short time. He said"Because neither of you had an impure thought while staring at each other for 40 years, I will grant you life for 30 minutes, and the freedom to do what you desire." The man grabs the woman's arm and leads her into the bushes,where you hear giggling and laughing. 15 minutes later, they emerge, red faced and grinning. The angel told them 15 minutes were still remaining, keep it up! The woman told the man,"This time, you hold the pigeon, and I'll crap on him!!!!"
2007-06-23 04:52:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(lol) that was wrong...hehehe...it was cute though.
gonna share this one with my friends...thanks
2007-06-23 05:16:16 · answer #1 · answered by anion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, my minds defo in the gutter! lol, have a star, wish I could give u two!
2007-06-23 11:58:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny, it makes you think of something else lol
2007-06-23 12:15:23 · answer #3 · answered by Gianna's mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny but odd!
2007-06-23 12:47:47 · answer #4 · answered by Val 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. for a second there i thought about sometin else...
2007-06-23 11:59:34 · answer #5 · answered by dancy :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's good
2007-06-23 11:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha yeah that was almost dirty
2007-06-23 12:53:00 · answer #7 · answered by *Jenn* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good
2007-06-23 12:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by Jas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WELL FUNNY..
2007-06-23 12:03:11 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋