A man walks into a pharmacy and begins wandering up and down the aisles.
A sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
Why "Yes" he answers. "I'm looking for a box of tampons for my wife.
"No problem" she replies, as she directs him to the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a wad of string on the counter.
Confused, she asks "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?
It's like this" replies the man, "Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper was her comment.
"So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she".
2007-06-22
17:46:21
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