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A man walks into a pharmacy and begins wandering up and down the aisles.

A sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

Why "Yes" he answers. "I'm looking for a box of tampons for my wife.

"No problem" she replies, as she directs him to the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a wad of string on the counter.

Confused, she asks "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?

It's like this" replies the man, "Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper was her comment.

"So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she".

2007-06-22 17:46:21 · 18 answers · asked by irishchick! 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

Very good joke.!!!
Funny so 9/10.!!!
Now Ladies start rolling ha ha.!!!
Just Kidding.!!!

2007-06-22 18:34:32 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1 0

OMG LOL
that was great
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2007-06-22 17:50:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Is the end of the joke....
And the wife's husband now rest peacefully under an oak tree at the city cemetery?

2007-06-22 17:55:18 · answer #3 · answered by Lashadon 2 · 1 1

good 1

2007-06-22 21:39:43 · answer #4 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1 0

LOL that was a funny good laugh for a day 8D

2007-06-22 17:52:13 · answer #5 · answered by Waz Up? 3 · 1 0

How thrifty! She could use and empty paper towel roll for her launcher tube.

2016-05-18 00:49:15 · answer #6 · answered by frankie 3 · 0 0

Very good, I would have loved to see the expression on her face if it really happened. lol.

2007-06-22 18:06:43 · answer #7 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 1 0

thats a new one on me
its star time

2007-06-22 20:33:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

brilliant, thanx for the laugh...have a star

2007-06-22 19:38:45 · answer #9 · answered by tracieisland 5 · 1 0

Good one I'm copying this one.

2007-06-22 17:57:38 · answer #10 · answered by dizzymom 4 · 1 0

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