A bus driver is making his usual rounds when he picks up a young, 6 year old girl, who sits in the seat right behind the bus driver. While the driver is driving, she starts to talk to the driver about what she would be if two animals combined, like "If my mommy was a horse and my daddy was a donkey, i'd be a mule!" etc etc. Eventually, the bus driver gets really mad at the little girl, and yells at her "IF YOUR DAD WAS RETARDED AND YOUR MOM WAS A PROSTITUTE, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? HUH?!" and the little girl says "A bus driver"
2007-06-20
18:18:22
·
12 answers
·
asked by
THE ROCK
3
in
Jokes & Riddles