A bus driver is making his usual rounds when he picks up a young, 6 year old girl, who sits in the seat right behind the bus driver. While the driver is driving, she starts to talk to the driver about what she would be if two animals combined, like "If my mommy was a horse and my daddy was a donkey, i'd be a mule!" etc etc. Eventually, the bus driver gets really mad at the little girl, and yells at her "IF YOUR DAD WAS RETARDED AND YOUR MOM WAS A PROSTITUTE, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? HUH?!" and the little girl says "A bus driver"
2007-06-20 18:18:22 · 12 answers · asked by THE ROCK 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's very funny i bet that little girl's dead now. that bus driver probably (since bus drivers have a reputation of being fat) sat on her and she suffocated.
2007-06-20 18:33:15 · answer #1 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-06-21 05:18:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha funny ill star
2007-06-20 18:23:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, awww, poor bus driver. mean but funny. ;)
2007-06-20 18:23:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
haha
2007-06-20 19:20:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe thats something i would say, some times i love to be a smartA**
2007-06-20 18:21:58 · answer #6 · answered by Gina B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha very cute i'll star
2007-06-20 18:52:59 · answer #7 · answered by countrygirl969702 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one!!
2007-06-20 18:29:35 · answer #8 · answered by spongebobfan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cracking up on this one! Love it!
Star!!!Got to remember it for another time. . . . . :P
2007-06-20 18:43:11 · answer #9 · answered by chandra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat's funny.
haha
2007-06-20 18:31:09 · answer #10 · answered by 0000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋