All categories - 20 June 2007

2007-06-20 18:43:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

I told those kids to get to bed or both me and their mom were gonna tan their hides.

2007-06-20 18:43:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've been digging underground for a water stone since the day Diamond came out in the U.S. and I can't find it! Is there a special place underground I have to go? Or maybe a special time?

2007-06-20 18:43:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

2007-06-20 18:42:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In my high school, the livestrong bracelet became a fad. People wore them cause they were the in thing, which is sad. I still have mine even though I don't wear them anymore (I had several, never got the make poverty history one though...) and I always look at them with pride cause they actually meant something to me.

2007-06-20 18:42:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

The Cardinals just hit a walk-off-home-run to win the game aginst the Royals in the bottom of the 14th. Dave Borkowski gave up our lead today against the Angels. Chad Qualls got suspended for 3 games.(Chad lost the game for us there.) Our bullpen bites!!!

We are now 10 games out of 1st place because the brewers keep winning.

Do we need to trade our relievers? Will they start doing better? Will we get into some sort of hitting rythm?

What do you think?

2007-06-20 18:42:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

Has any guy ever had a hard-on when the doc says "turn your head and cough"...lol that would be so akward and funny at the same time.

2007-06-20 18:42:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him and, as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," then turns to the ostrich."What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $6.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact amount for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the two enter again.

"The usual?" asks the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and salad," says the man.

"Same for me," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says, "That will be $12.62."

Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I'd just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress then asks, "One other thing, Sir. What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."

2007-06-20 18:42:17 · 6 answers · asked by Cannibal 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-20 18:42:15 · 10 answers · asked by M 2 in Other - Education

The Director (Foreign Payment)
Butterfield Private Bank
London EC2V 7NG
Email:info@butterfieldpbuk.com
Contact person: Mr. Les James

2007-06-20 18:41:54 · 6 answers · asked by CURIOSITY 1 in London

2007-06-20 18:41:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Martial Arts

say you were stranded down a mine shaft with no food.. you were going to be found in several days but the only way to survive until the rescuers came would be to consume one of your body parts.. which body part would you choose to consume?? or would you just let yourself die intact???

2007-06-20 18:41:40 · 23 answers · asked by CarpeAssem 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do you capatlize "Someone" when someone is God?

Anyway.....imagine I said I love women, but I'm a tad jealous, and none of them are really worthy of my love....but I love them all.

You get what I'm saying, you can't really love someone when you create a universe strictly for a race of intelligent* beings to worship you, no matter what you do to them. Natural disasters, viruses, bacteria, poorly divided resources, and Job oh poor Job.

* - debatable

2007-06-20 18:41:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-20 18:41:32 · 32 answers · asked by NoLongerHere 7 in Polls & Surveys

my cars RPM gos very very down ( almost quittin ),but in les than a sec,it goes up to 2000 RPM,and then gos down again..ect..ect

**when its cold,it quit completely,i have to give it gas until its worm,and after that it does the stuff i said up there**

ANY HELP PLEASE!!

90 mazda mx-6 4 CLND
thank you..

2007-06-20 18:41:23 · 10 answers · asked by slimjim 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

How is it that after 5 years in Iraq the Iraqi people can not build a military large enough to protect a country roughly the size of california ,but the U.S. can take aperson send them to basic training (8 weeks) , a mos school (any where from 5 weeks to a half a year) and later send them to a training camp for a couple of months ,slap a weapon in their hands and I be danged its off to war

2007-06-20 18:41:22 · 13 answers · asked by another guy 2 in Military

I'll be leaving for Australia is 2 days, and i just got sunburnnnnnd on Tuesday. I don't think it's that serious, becuase it's only red, with no open sores or whatever. It just really uncomfortable.

My question is, what can i do to help it heal faster. Anything that i could concoct at home?

2007-06-20 18:41:21 · 8 answers · asked by Okay Ariz 2 in Skin Conditions

often talked of, never seen
ever coming, never been
daily looked for, never here
still approaching, coming near
thousands for its visit wait
but alas for their fate
tho' they expect me to appear
they will never find me here

what am i?

2007-06-20 18:41:20 · 10 answers · asked by mozartrox811 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-20 18:41:13 · 2 answers · asked by Sister Sue 1 in Sacramento

2007-06-20 18:41:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am looking for ideas for inexpensive but very elegant center pieces. I would really love to use candles. I would also like ideas that I could possible make myself.

2007-06-20 18:41:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

So I think tears are a sign of strength. The ones that cant let out their tears is a sign of weakness.
Does anyone agree?

2007-06-20 18:41:09 · 7 answers · asked by mak 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

I tried to find the address in the internet, but i can't really find the exactly address that i can type in my GPS. could any one know the address for it ? thank you so much :)

2007-06-20 18:41:05 · 4 answers · asked by Nick L 1 in Las Vegas

im the one in the spiky hair and this is my bro. The rainbow haired warrior!

this is me
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w79/tweeker1192/mypictures032.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w79/tweeker1192/l_1a3f4d30d2f511ece53e2c9f0063ecdd.jpg

this is my bro!

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w79/tweeker1192/l_ede0c3068661d6e1322ae25e65c3c574.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w79/tweeker1192/m_c544d9d6ffeee8dd873a9b9adf32d8ea.jpg

2007-06-20 18:41:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

iight im 17 and i had sex wit my boifriend and he used a condom buhh ive been feelin the signs lyk my stomach hurts and i been gettin real bad cramps alot and ive been gettin extremelii hungry and ive been peeing alot i know he used a condom buhh they sound lyk the begining effects cuhh i looked it up so lyk im afraid it had a hole or somefinn and im freakin out. and im gettin realli scared cuz my mom would murder me.

2007-06-20 18:40:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

im goin into the seventh grade and im meeting all these awsome sweet hot girls! i hav gone out with two but i had nuthin to do or talk about, so i had to end those relationships. im 12 and i just hit pueberty. please give me some advise on how to attract girls! i need topics to talk about. every time one says hi to me i get so nervous!! i dont know what to do.

2007-06-20 18:40:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

he likes another girl but he won't admit it...he is saying that you our the only girl in his life when u don't feel like your the only girl but u just know he is wit another girl....you have been with him for almost a year what do u do

2007-06-20 18:40:17 · 20 answers · asked by Courtney F 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-06-20 18:40:16 · 4 answers · asked by mrquestion 6 in Other - Society & Culture

what area in the safari zone or w/e its called............please help its urgent.

2007-06-20 18:40:11 · 2 answers · asked by pwningballer3 1 in Video & Online Games

I am trying to lose weight (20 pounds is my goal, 30 would be nice) and I have exercising down pat. It's just my eating thats holding me back. I don't eat a lot. My daily intake is a peanut butter sandwhich, and 2 cookies. I have a really bad sweet tooth, so I was wondering if there is anything that's good for me, but tastes good too. I am 14... so I can't really control whats being made for supper, but I can do my own lunch and breakfast, so any reccomendations for easy breakfasts, lunches, and snacks?

Thanks

2007-06-20 18:39:59 · 15 answers · asked by x 4 in Cooking & Recipes