Two blokes were talking in a pub, and the first one says "On my way home from the pub last night I took a short cut over the railway track, and there was this woman there with her ti.ts hanging out. Well, we just started making love there and then. It was fantastic. I picked her up in my arms and took her back to my flat, and we had sex all night long. It was terrific, the best sex I've had in ages."
"Wow, you lucky get," said his mate, "What did she look like?"
"Don't know" he replied, "I couldn't find her head."
2007-06-10
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