Two blokes were talking in a pub, and the first one says "On my way home from the pub last night I took a short cut over the railway track, and there was this woman there with her ti.ts hanging out. Well, we just started making love there and then. It was fantastic. I picked her up in my arms and took her back to my flat, and we had sex all night long. It was terrific, the best sex I've had in ages."
"Wow, you lucky get," said his mate, "What did she look like?"
"Don't know" he replied, "I couldn't find her head."
2007-06-10 03:21:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's so sick it's funny!
2007-06-10 03:25:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps her name is Cold Ethyl (Old Alice Cooper song about necrophilia)
2007-06-10 06:06:27 · answer #2 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JM & J I'm effin corpsing mesell here... Have a star.
2007-06-10 03:29:53 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is actually very funny. LMAO, but falling short of ROFL.
2007-06-10 03:25:51 · answer #4 · answered by 2kool4u 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not funny mate.
2007-06-10 03:26:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anony-mouse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i found it amusing at first read but when i thought about it more and more the more sick it got but make me grin slightly at first :S
2007-06-10 03:25:35 · answer #6 · answered by opal fruit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Killer joke
2007-06-10 03:30:55 · answer #7 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When it comes to jokes you certainly keep ahead of everyone.~~
2007-06-10 03:26:44 · answer #8 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that joke always makes me cringe and is very sick but i do laugh tho...
xxx
2007-06-12 21:37:41 · answer #9 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha sike that was so obvious a blind chick could have seen that coming
2007-06-10 03:32:00 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good!
2007-06-13 08:14:29 · answer #11 · answered by davie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋