1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... >I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my >crotch when I ask where the toilet is? > > 2 People who are willing to get off their *** to search the >entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. >and change the channel manually. > > 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it >too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? > > 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of >course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? >Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! > > 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No >Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. > > 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really >give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? > > > 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's >new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an >improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be >new. > > 8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the >longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? > >
> > > 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus >come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? > >
2007-06-08
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