1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... >I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my >crotch when I ask where the toilet is? > > 2 People who are willing to get off their *** to search the >entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. >and change the channel manually. > > 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it >too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? > > 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of >course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? >Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! > > 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No >Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. > > 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really >give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? > > > 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's >new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an >improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be >new. > > 8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the >longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? > >
> > > 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus >come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? > >
2007-06-08 20:43:29 · 12 answers · asked by kumar v 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes! Excellent reading. thankyou!
2007-06-08 20:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by caro 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny! I agree with all the odd ones..1, 5, 7, and 9. Oh and 6 too! =D
2007-06-08 21:52:09 · answer #2 · answered by powerpuffcutie24™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's very funny, but I hope you don't genuinely feel that way, otherwise you've got an anger problem bud and you need to lighten up. You're gonna give yourself a heart attack if you keep getting furious over childish shait like this. Why don't you go **** off a little bit than you'll feel better.
2007-06-08 20:53:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Haha.
This was a chain letter I got a few months back.
2007-06-08 21:14:32 · answer #4 · answered by Reiko Mei 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet you have to count to 10 a lot!
2007-06-08 21:56:30 · answer #5 · answered by ladybug 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good points. I agree!
2007-06-09 01:11:49 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I THINK YOU R AN ANGRY SOME TIMES PYLE'Z CHANGE YOUR HABBITS THAT'S THE MEDICINE TO CHANGE YOU BUT I AGREED YOU
2007-06-09 00:41:53 · answer #7 · answered by NISHA M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup
2007-06-08 22:07:52 · answer #8 · answered by aj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha soo true
2007-06-08 21:45:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep
2007-06-08 20:48:36 · answer #10 · answered by Naughty By Nature 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋