A Black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a few days. When he comes home the first night he goes to the bedroom and laid out for him is a Superman costume. He yells out, "What are you doing? I've never heard of any Black Superman? Take this back, get me something else."
The next day the wife, returns the costume and gets him a Batman costume. He again yells, "What are you doing? I'm not going as Batman? Take this back and get me something else!"
By now the wife is irate, so the next evening when the husband comes home from work there laid out on the bed are three items. One is a set of three white buttons, another a wrestling belt, and the third is a 2 x 4 of wood. The husband yells out, "What the hell are these?"
The wife yells back, "You can take your clothes off and glue those three white buttons in front of you and go as a domino, or, you can take that belt and put it on and go as a cigar. Or stick that 2X4 up your *** and go as a fudgesicle!
2007-06-04
04:49:43
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