I saw on a Fig Newton wrapper just now that it is "Made with 100% More Real Fruit". I suppose that the fruit was LESS real before, and now they have increased its "realness" by a quantifiable amount? Is this practical metaphysics? Was the fruit partially in another dimension before, and was therefore less real? So that's what happened to those calories!
OK, this not really a spiritual question, so lets make it one by approaching this from a spiritual standpoint, such as, if the fruit is real, but I don't believe in in, will Jesus still love me after I become fat?
Be creative. I'm so bored that I'm reading candy wrappers.
2007-05-30
08:10:05
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Randy G
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