I want to go to Islamic heaven because the "large eyed virgins" await me. I will bring them to the "wine rivers" in Islamic heaven and get silly drunk...then line them up backwards and...well...you get the picture.
Anyway, I detest slave-owning pedophilic warlords...how can I get to this awesome bonaza Islamic buffet without acknowledging this animal? Seriously, I have my standards...I mean, yes, I love to get drunk and have sex with lots of woman, but I refuse to legitimize bloodthristy slave owning warlords who marry kids.
Help me...is there anyway to Islamic heaven without Muhammad?
2007-05-28
15:14:19
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