I want to go to Islamic heaven because the "large eyed virgins" await me. I will bring them to the "wine rivers" in Islamic heaven and get silly drunk...then line them up backwards and...well...you get the picture.
Anyway, I detest slave-owning pedophilic warlords...how can I get to this awesome bonaza Islamic buffet without acknowledging this animal? Seriously, I have my standards...I mean, yes, I love to get drunk and have sex with lots of woman, but I refuse to legitimize bloodthristy slave owning warlords who marry kids.
Help me...is there anyway to Islamic heaven without Muhammad?
2007-05-28 15:14:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Muhammad’s Bio
Muhammad was a great warlord who made genocide, pedophilia, and slave owning examples of perfect conduct for all eternity:
WARLORD: Muhammad lead twenty six battles of war. Thats a lifetime of warfare and long military career. http://www.islam.com/chronology.htm
SLAVEMASTER: "allah's apostle was on a journey and he had a black slave called anjasha, and he was driving the camels" http://www.islamicity.com/mosque/sunnah/bukhari/073.sbt.html#008.073.182
PEDOPHILE: “the prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old” http://www.islamicity.com/mosque/sunnah/bukhari/062.sbt.html#007.062.064
Best of all, according to the Quran, everything Muhammad did stands forever as the excellent standard of behavior for all Muslims to follow forever. So for example, under Islam, owning slaves will forever be excellent cause everything Muhammad did is forever the standard.
2007-05-28 15:14:30 · update #1
I've heard this kind of question before, and I've yet to hear a reasonable response. They want to ingnore his dark side as much as Christians want to ignore the dark side of God in the Old Testament.
2007-05-28 15:18:55 · answer #1 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A reason that I chose Christianity. However, you will be more effective in educating people with a spirit of kindness. The religious peoples need to be kind and inclusive.
Islam is monotheism - remember - God likes monotheism.
2007-05-28 22:19:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be it that Allah means God, and Arabs were Christian long before white people developed the language of English... if you accept Isa (Jesus Christ) as Allah, then yes you can get into heaven.
Allah = God in Arabic.
Allah = Jesus if you are Christian.
So, you do not need to accept Muhammad to believe in Jesus Christ.
2007-05-28 22:19:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure you'r not thinking seriously about Islam
just wanna say it's very bad thing from you to make fun of Muslim's believe.
if you don't respect yourself you will never respect others :)
2007-05-28 22:22:30 · answer #4 · answered by Iman Moh'd 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a great idea ... delete this question and put it in the Jokes section without insulting people
2007-05-28 22:19:40 · answer #5 · answered by wizebloke 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why don't you try being a man sometime and respecting other peoples' religion.
immature little kid!
God Bless
2007-05-28 22:17:41 · answer #6 · answered by lifeinheavenforeever 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Dont believe everything you hear
2007-05-28 22:17:20 · answer #7 · answered by spanky 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋