All categories - 25 May 2007

I am thinking of exploring my artistic side, maybe do some writing, does anyone have muse experience? Is one required for great endeavors of this sort?

2007-05-25 09:18:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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can anyone do the parody for "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening"by Robert Frost?????

THis is the poem and if anyone can do the parody for me?PLEASEEE!

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village, though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep

2007-05-25 09:17:58 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

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Will you thank a SOLDIER this Memorial day???

THE FINAL INSPECTION

The soldier stood and faced his God,

Which must always come to pass.

He hoped his shoes were shining,

Just as brightly as his brass.

"Step forward now, you soldier,

How shall I deal with you?

Have you always turned the other cheek?

To My Church have you been true?"

The soldier squared his shoulders and said,

"No, Lord, I guess I ain't.

Because those of us who carry guns,

Can't always be a saint.

I've had to work most Sundays,

And at times my talk was tough.

And sometimes I've been violent,

'cause the world is awfully rough.

But, I never took a penny,

That wasn't mine to keep...

Though I worked a lot of overtime,

When the bills just got too steep.

And I never passed a cry for help,

Though at times I shook with fear.

And sometimes, God, forgive me,

I've wept unmanly tears.

I know I don't deserve a place,

Among the people here.

They never wanted me around,

Except to calm their fear.

If you have a place for me here, Lord,

It needn't be so grand.

I never wanted or had too much,

But if you don't, I'll understand.

There was a silence all around the throne,

Where the saints had often trod.

As the soldier waited quietly,

For the judgment of his God.

"Step forward now, you soldier,

You've borne your burdens well.

Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,

You've done your time in Hell."

~Author Unknown~

It's the Soldier, not the reporter
who has given us the freedom of the press.

It's the Soldier, not the poet,
who has given us the freedom of speech.

It's the Soldier, not the politicians who ensures our right to

Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

It's the Soldier who salutes the flag,
who serves beneath the flag,
and whose coffin is draped by the flag.

2007-05-25 09:17:52 · 23 answers · asked by nease174 6 in Military

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What was Jesus really like and what did he really teach when he walked the Earth?

Jesus and the Essenes

The Master Jesus was a very simple man who walked in the street in the middle of the people, who spoke directly with them and who lived in the company of his few disciples. Of course, there was a goodness, a purity, a royalty which emanated from him; but he was nothing like the "inaccessible high Master" which all of the churches have completely fabricated.
The Master Jesus was completely accessible, simple, yet imposing, and that is what pleased the crowd. When he was in town, people knew his habits and waited for him in the places where he often gave a teaching through parables, stories and discussions with those who asked him questions or who tried to trip him up. Everybody could come and participate in his talks, and anyone could speak. The Master gave a veiled teaching; he did not reveal all of his thoughts. Those who were interested by this first approach could follow him and become one of his disciples.

http://www.essenespirit.com/jesus.html

2007-05-25 09:17:36 · 6 answers · asked by Fluffy Wisdom 5 in Religion & Spirituality

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Where can i get tested for STD's?

I live in the South Bay Area of Los Angeles,i have a car so people go ahead and toss some clinic names at me,I'm looking for free testing sites,i looked up "free std testing in LA" on yahoo,got some phone numbers,called them; when i called them to ask questions,they said i gotta pay,i want a place thats FREE

2007-05-25 09:17:20 · 5 answers · asked by grim_garcia 2 in STDs

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What is the best directions to drive from Tucson, AZ to Yosemite, CA?

If it's not way out of the way stopping in Las Vegas is also kind of a priority. Thanks!

2007-05-25 09:17:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United States

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spanish to italian?

if i speek spanish to an italian would they understand me?

2007-05-25 09:16:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

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does anyone use the spell check option when you ask a question?

i try to, sometimes i forget this option questions and answers give us.
Did you know it was there ??//

2007-05-25 09:16:33 · 13 answers · asked by Q&A Answer Mans Retired 7 in Other - Internet

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how do i chuck away my sanitary towels with out my dad knowing? we dont hav a black bin or anything!!?

2007-05-25 09:16:31 · 23 answers · asked by sam r 1 in Women's Health

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has anyone ever said the word waskin?

sounds like wah skin.

2007-05-25 09:16:27 · 7 answers · asked by mingosaysss 2 in Religion & Spirituality

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What store has the best clothes for Females but not too expensive?

For example... forever 21 or charlotte rouse??.. Like those?

2007-05-25 09:16:27 · 19 answers · asked by Just ♡ Me 3 in Other - Beauty & Style

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Don't ask what God can do for you, but what you can do for God?

What do u do for God? nothing? Are all our actions selfish? Do you expect God to help you without you helping him!?

2007-05-25 09:16:22 · 15 answers · asked by FaceFullofFashion 6 in Religion & Spirituality

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I have investment property in Florida that I have been showing on my taxes for the past 8 years.?

If I decide to deed this property to an associate and they decide to refinance the property I gave them, will their be questions raised later on if (by chance) I am audited by the IRS? I have made NO money off the property personally. but their is value in the home. By me not selling the home will that be a red flag to the IRS???

2007-05-25 09:16:22 · 2 answers · asked by ? 5 in United States

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I have 2 severe toothaches, what can I take?

I beleive its my mollers that are causing the pain and throbbing, from the top and bottom. I would normally take the gel caines to help numb the pain, and then it would just go away and not hurt. But now, those just don't help. I can't see a dentist till after the holiday weekend. What can anyone sugguest to help me easy the pain and help me get some sleep. The pain feel like someone hit me so hard on my face that it hurts from my mouth all the way to my ear. I am not able to swallow any pills at all, I can crush them if needed.

2007-05-25 09:16:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

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what endangered species do you know?

we are doing a report

2007-05-25 09:16:02 · 12 answers · asked by princessbrieanka 2 in Conservation

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Is a Baby considers a Preemie @ 34 weeks & weighs 6 lbs.?

I just had my 34 weeks check up with my doctor. She told me that he alreadys weighs 6 lbs. Big BABAY!!!! But I feel like any minute I can pop now.

2007-05-25 09:15:50 · 19 answers · asked by Emma 2 in Newborn & Baby

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My dog bit part of the shell and the tail off of my turtle, is there anything I can do? Can it regrow?

2007-05-25 09:15:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reptiles

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Did you ever consider...?

that god can not be all knowing, all powerful, and all loving? Maybe two of the three, but certainly not all three. My reasoning is that there are several planets in our solar system, and ours is the only one in which we humans inhabit. Don't you find it a little odd that god would choose to allow the serpent to roam free to tempt people here on earth, when it could easily have been restricted to Pluto or Uranus? Did god not know letting the serpent run free with us would cause us to sin? Was he powerless to stop the serpent from being let loose on earth? Or did he think it would be cool to let the serpent mess us up? Does he think throwing us in an eternal deep fryer is justified, given that this whole thing could have been avoided if he had just put the serpent somewhere else? Isn't that just a tad sadistic?

2007-05-25 09:15:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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pronunciation of my grandmother's name. Lijntje she came from Holland.?

2007-05-25 09:15:22 · 2 answers · asked by misfit 2 in Languages

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Who likes Naruto??

Thats my favorite show!! im even watching it right now. ha

2007-05-25 09:15:05 · 6 answers · asked by Bry 3 in Polls & Surveys

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How much money does it take to go to orlando?

My rooms and car rental will be paid for so how much should me and my fiance take? I'm thinking like 1400, We will be there 5 days. We are going to take alot of lunch meat so that will cut down on food cost alot. We are going to Water park, Epcot, Universal, MGM, and going to the beach one day. We are drivingthere from TN so I figure about 350.00 in gas (Dodge neon).

2007-05-25 09:15:02 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health