Someone told me this one last night, and I tried to remember exactly how it went. I think I'm pretty close.
A young man in his late 20's goes into a bar, sits down and starts to have a beer. An attractive woman sits down beside him and starts flirting with him. After a few more beers, she asks him to come home with her. He notices that she is quite a bit older than him, so he comes out and asks her age. She replies, "I'm 54."
He thinks to himself, Wow 54, that's kind of old, but oh well, there's not many other woman in here tonight and she is attractive. So he goes home with her.
As they walk in the door, she says, "How do you feel about team sex?"
The young man said, "What do you mean?"
"You know, like mother daughter"she replied.
At this point, the man is thinking he's hit the jackpot. This woman has a lovely young daughter that he's about to get lucky with.
He wholeheartedly agrees.
The woman yells up the stairs.......
"Mom, you still awake???"
2007-05-24
02:45:48
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