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Someone told me this one last night, and I tried to remember exactly how it went. I think I'm pretty close.


A young man in his late 20's goes into a bar, sits down and starts to have a beer. An attractive woman sits down beside him and starts flirting with him. After a few more beers, she asks him to come home with her. He notices that she is quite a bit older than him, so he comes out and asks her age. She replies, "I'm 54."
He thinks to himself, Wow 54, that's kind of old, but oh well, there's not many other woman in here tonight and she is attractive. So he goes home with her.
As they walk in the door, she says, "How do you feel about team sex?"
The young man said, "What do you mean?"
"You know, like mother daughter"she replied.
At this point, the man is thinking he's hit the jackpot. This woman has a lovely young daughter that he's about to get lucky with.
He wholeheartedly agrees.
The woman yells up the stairs.......
"Mom, you still awake???"

2007-05-24 02:45:48 · 27 answers · asked by Angel 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

27 answers

Makes you wonder what position will involve a walker or a hoveround. : (
(Ewwwww, get out of my head!)

2007-05-24 03:21:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hhahahahahahaha 10/10+star lmao

2007-05-24 10:07:41 · answer #2 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0 0

Love it. Isn't is sweet how the daughter is takes good care of mum.

2007-05-24 11:39:17 · answer #3 · answered by melady 5 · 0 0

The endings a bit obvious but it still gets an 8 from me... well done... anymore???

2007-05-24 09:55:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

i saw the ending coming but still pretty funny

7.9/10

2007-05-24 10:41:52 · answer #5 · answered by vegasbrother98 3 · 0 0

OMG NOOOOOO!!!!! lol A mans dream turns into nightmare

2007-05-24 10:17:24 · answer #6 · answered by Smokey. 6 · 0 0

Funny & orginal for a change.

2007-05-24 10:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by Poe B 3 · 0 0

Very good...keep 'em coming

2007-05-24 09:58:57 · answer #8 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 0 0

hahahaha ewwww, thats a good one

2007-05-24 10:34:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that's incredibly disturbing!!
but funny...here's a star!

2007-05-24 10:38:39 · answer #10 · answered by gutter_flower 5 · 0 0

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