All categories - 13 May 2007

Our hero rides into town and stops at the only saloon there for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. By the time he finishes his drink, he finds that his horse has been stolen.

He comes back into the bar, flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yells manfully, glancing around the room.

No one answers.

"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I done back in Texas and believe ya me, I don't wanna have to do what I done back in Texas!"

Some of the locals shift restlessly.

He has another beer, walks outside, and his horse is back! He saddles up and starts to ride out of town. The bartender wanders out of the bar and asked, "Say pardner, what happened in Texas?"

Our hero turns back and quietly says…………


"I had to walk home!"

2007-05-13 14:05:36 · 18 answers · asked by dteacher1uk 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-13 14:05:33 · 3 answers · asked by ursportsguy 1 in Chemistry

2007-05-13 14:05:19 · 12 answers · asked by tylermilbee 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-13 14:05:07 · 15 answers · asked by gymnymee 1 in Programming & Design

I plan to make a machine that will make Asian people look normal by fixing their eyes. I will give them a different look at life, and with all chinese people in the world I know these product will make billions.

2007-05-13 14:04:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Small Business

2007-05-13 14:04:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

I read odd news stories and I just read one that stated some clown in the United Arab Emirates just paid 6.8 MILLION DOLLARS for a bloody car number plate, these people have definitely got more money than sense.

2007-05-13 14:04:16 · 23 answers · asked by The Woman Behind the Man 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-13 14:04:05 · 8 answers · asked by UTC 5 in Polls & Surveys

I am white, my husband is african and I 'm expecting my baby girl any day now. I know her hair texture is going to be different than mine and I need to know what to do to take care of it. Do I need to put oil in it, how often to wash it, types of brushes, styles, etc... Any information will be helpful. Thanks!

2007-05-13 14:03:58 · 6 answers · asked by Rairia 3 in Hair

my fav song by taylor is "teardrops on my guitar " & have u heard her song "I'd lie" if you havent u need 2 research it its awesome!!!

whoevergives me the best answer gets 5 stars!!!!

2007-05-13 14:03:55 · 7 answers · asked by haley 2 in Country

2007-05-13 14:03:54 · 1 answers · asked by David L 1 in Software

2007-05-13 14:03:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would say linkin park's new one :) i love it


Also answer this one too please http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvO3cLnguNFQZgYXtN0..suQHQx.?qid=20070512184912AAvjUJE

2007-05-13 14:03:43 · 19 answers · asked by Kelsey 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-13 14:03:38 · 13 answers · asked by Phyllobates 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-13 14:03:29 · 5 answers · asked by micho 7 in Polls & Surveys

for one i am a dale jr. fan so i havent seen a win in over a year, so it must be nice to your driver is going to win even before the race starts if your a hendricks fan. But out of 43 cars who is sick and tired of seeing Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Gordon or Kyle alternate winning every week...i sure am. I think its ruining the sport and i dont even watch this year. if anyone agrees just let me know what you think, and honestly gordon fans i dont care to hear u brag, the guys a dusch.

2007-05-13 14:02:59 · 23 answers · asked by justin f 1 in NASCAR

2007-05-13 14:02:46 · 29 answers · asked by carpe-diem 3 in Polls & Surveys

I want that roll and grow thing and I haven't seen the number in forever so please help me

2007-05-13 14:02:44 · 3 answers · asked by Caroline D. 2 in Garden & Landscape

2007-05-13 14:02:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

im thinking of leaving my husband of 7years i love him but the romance is gone we have no sex life and every time i offer he has some kind of excuse i would go into detail but it would take to long i dont feel like he wants me in that way any more we are more like roomates than husband and wife i need more i want someone to look at me and pratically rip my cloths off and he isnt the one that is willing to be that person we have talked about it over and over again and nothing has changed im 35 and he is 39 should i put up with this i feel like im still young enough to find that someone that will want me.

2007-05-13 14:02:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I have seen beauty,
On a wrinkled face.
In a broken body,
There too lies grace.
The blind see things
As we cannot see.
In a paralyzed body,
The soul is free.
The deaf hear secrets,
They will not tell.
There is more to life,
Than just this shell.
Among the bitter,
You will find the sweet.
Pain and pleasure combine,
To make life complete.
What appears simple,
Goes deeper still.
Look past the obvious
To know if you will.
Hear the music in silence,
Open your heart and mind.
Mysteries and wonder
Wait for you to find.
Dive into the struggles
Meet them face to face.
Remember all that we receive,
Comes purely from Grace.

2007-05-13 14:02:16 · 15 answers · asked by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 in Religion & Spirituality

out of fun....would you? what would you feel?

2007-05-13 14:02:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do I need a heater core or Am i Screwed?

2007-05-13 14:01:37 · 7 answers · asked by Dre' 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

And yes, I'm quite aware of the fact that newspapers take trees, but I think the good it could do would outweigh the use of natural resources it took, plus they could plant trees to offset the use of paper, and there's the fact that trees are renewable resources at least.

2007-05-13 14:01:19 · 12 answers · asked by Stan S 1 in Other - Environment

someone tell me what they see, cause it changes every time i enter a new page. very confuse

2007-05-13 14:01:17 · 18 answers · asked by i ♥ Food 3 in Polls & Surveys

My husband recently told me that since we are married, my job is to stay home and take care of the house and kids. Also, he thinks that he should make all the major decisions about our household and I'm supposed to obey and support him. I know he loves me, but how am I supposed to just be submissive to him?

2007-05-13 14:01:05 · 30 answers · asked by lyricsop 2 in Marriage & Divorce

I've been looking at cockatoos lately.. they seem like very adorable birds. I'd love so much to have a lifetime relationship with one. But as far as right now goes, i'm worried i'm not around enough for it. I leave within an hour after getting up, (7:30) and am home around 3-4ish. Is that too much time away? I also have a 7 yr old cockatiel.. how will that go? She's very very attached to me, and a bit spoiled. Would a cockatoo cause conflicts with the tiel?
I'm not completely engaging in buying a too yet, just a slight consideration ATM.... Just want a few opinions ;]

2007-05-13 14:01:04 · 12 answers · asked by Raven 1 in Birds

2007-05-13 14:01:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys