Our hero rides into town and stops at the only saloon there for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. By the time he finishes his drink, he finds that his horse has been stolen.
He comes back into the bar, flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yells manfully, glancing around the room.
No one answers.
"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I done back in Texas and believe ya me, I don't wanna have to do what I done back in Texas!"
Some of the locals shift restlessly.
He has another beer, walks outside, and his horse is back! He saddles up and starts to ride out of town. The bartender wanders out of the bar and asked, "Say pardner, what happened in Texas?"
Our hero turns back and quietly says…………
"I had to walk home!"
2007-05-13 14:05:36 · 18 answers · asked by dteacher1uk 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahahahahhaaahha no way i like it have a star well worth it
2007-05-13 14:08:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was soooo funny! Never heard that one before ;) the ending was hilarious!
2007-05-13 21:13:39 · answer #2 · answered by . 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehe i like x
2007-05-14 07:30:35 · answer #3 · answered by Kat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
EXCELLENT! Talk about laughing out loud. Punch line TOTALLY threw me off!
^_^
2007-05-13 21:16:01 · answer #4 · answered by kiako 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahehehcoughhahahahsplutterhehehahachokeha ha
very funny, never expected that ending either,
10/10
;-)
2007-05-13 21:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by BLING 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that was pretty funny but i kinda saw it coming at the same time! nice one!
2007-05-13 21:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by minireb123 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha I liked it, very funny.
2007-05-13 21:08:58 · answer #7 · answered by R52L 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehe very good, smart cowboy
2007-05-13 21:35:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's an oldie but a goody
2007-05-14 02:36:57 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
smart cowboy,now we know why they tell us,moma don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys lol
2007-05-13 21:16:52 · answer #10 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋