All categories - 1 May 2007

A ninety year old man goes to the doctor for a check up. He tells the doctor that his beautiful 25 year old wife was pregnant with his baby.

The doctor says, "Let me tell you a story. A friend of mine was going hunting. When he got out of his pick up, he grabbed his umbrella, instead of his gun by mistake. He'd only gotten a few hundred yards when a grizzly bear appeared out of nowhere and started to charge at him. When he realized he had grabbed his umbrella, he panicked. He pointed the umbrella at the bear and yelled 'BANG!' and that bear just dropped over dead."

The old man thought about it for a minute and said, "No, that can't be right. Someone else had to be shooting at that bear!"

The doctor just nodded and said, "Exactly

2007-05-01 03:31:08 · 20 answers · asked by Little Miss Can't Be Wrong 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I came across a order site for herbal cigarettes that have no nicotine, instead they are made out of herbs. They even say that they herbs will remove the nicotine and tar that has accumulated in the smokers body. You light the cigarettes, smoke them and everything, but they are supposed to be a safer alternative. But I heard that these hebal cigarettes are unsafe because you still inhale smoke into your lungs. Do you think these are safe to smoke?
http://www.quism.net/nonic.htm

2007-05-01 03:30:50 · 7 answers · asked by Donna 2 in Alternative Medicine

Do you really think it is possible to fall in love after meeting online. I met a girl online and we talk on phone at least a couple hours a day for past month. We met three months ago. I really feel that I have fallen in love with her. I have seen pictures and she is beautiful but I really like the fact that it's more of a true emotional/non-physical feeling since all we can do is talk for now. She is coming to see me in a little less thank 2 weeks! Every day feels like an eternity right now.

2007-05-01 03:30:49 · 9 answers · asked by styler 2 in Singles & Dating

When you know God is within you!

2007-05-01 03:30:45 · 11 answers · asked by anil m 6 in Other - Society & Culture

i need to completely remove anything to do with ie on my comp i want a fresh install ie6...
can anyone help
oh, please dont tell me to go to add/remove programs....(well done ur a genius)

and please dont tell me to intsallthe latest of ie, i cant my registry is messed up, and it wont install , so i need to completely remove ie

2007-05-01 03:30:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

2007-05-01 03:30:06 · 9 answers · asked by jonathan 2 in Cricket

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2007-05-01 03:29:56 · 2 answers · asked by alissa f 1 in Chemistry

he is still from the same Regime, such as the Blair Camp?

2007-05-01 03:29:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ban bullets and you stop guns. But how? Make it a serious crime with massive fines and prison for 10 years including teens. Time to get serious.

2007-05-01 03:29:52 · 26 answers · asked by keith b 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

Do any of you REALLY and HONESTLY think you could kick a guy's a s s? Now, we're talkin about a normal guy that is in decent shape. I see alot of responses about how if their man "tried" to spank you with a hairbrush, or bbq spatula, you'd "ram it down his throat" or the like. Do you honestly think that if you were outta line, you could prevent your man from giving you a spanking? (regardless if you decided to stay or leave the relationship)

2007-05-01 03:29:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-05-01 03:29:25 · 25 answers · asked by Proud Muslim Beautiful Islaam 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I don't care!!

2007-05-01 03:29:25 · 14 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

I should live to be about 120 years then, how about you?

2007-05-01 03:29:07 · 33 answers · asked by Wandering 4 in Polls & Surveys

any suggestions on what I can do? There's no hissing or anything. What did I do wrong?

2007-05-01 03:28:59 · 2 answers · asked by scifid 1 in Car Audio

she rarely saw her biological father, had a stepather between the ages 6-12, got perfect grades until the fourth grade and and never did "well" in school since then, was severly depressed as a child, has no memory of any kind of abuse, engaged in sexual acts with other children around age 7, mother had a drug addiction when she was 8, she had sex at age 13 got pregnant at 14, lost oldest sister during 7th month of pregnancy, gave the baby up for adoption, became very promiscuous after that, found out she has the same heart disease her sister died from, occasionally experimented with drugs after age 18, seemed attracted to "bad boys", cheated on every boyfriend she ever had, got married and had a baby at age 20 and recently after that she falsely accused her hsband of molesting their daughter (she thought it was true but it wasnt), and has always had problems with anxiety and depression. I understand that she needs help but im trying to understand why she is so self destructive.

2007-05-01 03:28:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

I can't afford classes in my town, so are there any online sites that tell you how to do it?

2007-05-01 03:28:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dancing

Hello and thank you for taking time to read this.... I have a 99' Grand Prix SE with 115,000 miles on it. Recently, whenever I turn the A/C on (within a few minutes of starting the car), a loud whistling/screeching noise (similar to a tea pot) would scare the hell out of me. I've read up on this problem and I think it could be a vacuum leak which causes low freon. Is this true? Several days ago, the A/C went completely dead on the 1,2,3 and 4 settings but works at 5 (only after the car seems to warm up and run for a few). More noticeably, it seems that whenever I have the dial set to 0 or off, and the vent set to any direction (feet,defrost, etc) I will still feel some air coming out. Similar to it being on the (1) one setting. Is the gauge broken, is it low freon? If I run a scan at Advance autoparts will it detect this? Any detailed response with answers or suggestions is greatly appreciated.

-Anthony D.

2007-05-01 03:28:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

Don't go changing, to try and please me
You never let me down before
Don't imagine you're too familiar
And I don't see you anymore
I wouldn't leave you in times of trouble
We never could have come this far
I took the good times, I'll take the bad times
I'll take you just the way you are

Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair
You always have my unspoken passion
Although I might not seem to care

I don't want clever conversation
I never want to work that hard
I just want someone that I can talk to
I want you just the way you are.

I need to know that you will always be
The same old someone that I knew
What will it take till you believe in me
The way that I believe in you.

I said I love you and that's forever
And this I promise from the heart
I could not love you any better
I love you just the way you are.

2007-05-01 03:28:15 · 14 answers · asked by ? 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-05-01 03:27:57 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-01 03:27:53 · 5 answers · asked by YahooGuru2u 6 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-05-01 03:27:42 · 6 answers · asked by smudgecatwhite 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

1. What was Kitty a nickname for?
2. Who was the blond on the show? From 1965-1967.
3. Aside from "Sunshine MacGillicutty's bed, where did you see Matt sleep?
4. Speaking of SunnyMac, who is the only other woman besides her and Kitty that we know Matt had an affair with?
5. Who was Clayton T. Greenwood?

2007-05-01 03:27:38 · 4 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

Within about one or two hours of Williamsburg would be best.

2007-05-01 03:27:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Washington, D.C.

One is a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is just a fish.

2007-05-01 03:27:27 · 8 answers · asked by Ray2play 5 in Jokes & Riddles

...in a forest, butt nekkid.....would you take advantage of me, or be afraid the person who tied me there would be back soon to do the same....and not want to tread on someone elses fun?

2007-05-01 03:27:13 · 10 answers · asked by Wandering 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-01 03:27:10 · 3 answers · asked by Ajay B 1 in Elections

That radcore's the BEST kisser ever?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

2007-05-01 03:27:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys